What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? - Page 7

teedubya · 12:02 AM

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

Basileus777 · 11-17-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

LOL......what am I then Meatloaf with a beard and 100lbs lighter?

That seems like a pretty accurate assessment.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

No, you don't.

You look like a bored Leif ****ing Ericson...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

holy **** is that you?

no wonder you're single.........

I'm in ballbusting mode tonight

Ha.....yea that's me, what surprised?

Most people are stunned I like sports based on how I look, figure that.

**Reaper16** · 11-17-2008, 12:17 AM

Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

I was right.

Ugly people are ****ing way too much...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

No, you don't.

You look like a bored Leif ****ing Ericson...

Here's me with a more Leif kind of look...it's fun to not trim the beard...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

Are we separated at birth?

**ShortRoundChief** · 11-17-2008, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

Ha.....yea that's me, what surprised?

Most people are stunned I like sports based on how I look, figure that.

You look like you'd be more interested in squirrel hunting.

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca

Here's me with a more Leif kind of look...it's fun to not trim the beard...

SILENT BOB!

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

I was right.

Ugly people are ****ing way too much...

Demonpenz · 11-17-2008, 12:22 AM

reminds me of jack black in orange county

**Rausch** · 11-17-2008, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

You look like you'd be more interested in squirrel hunting.

Or a level 64 Paladin with adamantium armour fighting a night elf...

Mecca · 11-17-2008, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

SILENT BOB!

I've heard that a few times, but then again any guy who isn't overly skinny with long dark hair and a beard I've been told I look like them.

88TG88 · 11-17-2008, 12:24 AM

I'm from the streets

thats my schtick.

ChiefaRoo · 11-17-2008, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

reminds me of jack black in orange county

Here I am. Take some shots.

11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick? Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP. I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using. Damn you CP 2.0!!1 I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible. So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia. while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness. [ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ] Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most. Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there. So now... I need a new schpeil. Gaz had his gay font he used. Rainman has his polls. FAX did limericks. Donger patented the question mark. Simply Red starts very feminine threads. Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams. Skip Towne is old. Phobia has mod abuse hilarity. Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going. \|Zach\| has this smug snarkiness deal Herzig has a ridiculous post count. George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets. Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'. Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever. Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life. I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities. That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now. Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest? Last edited by teedubya; 11-17-2008 at 12:02 AM..
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