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Old 03-12-2013, 10:21 PM  
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Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance
There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

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"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"
For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:


And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:



I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:25 AM   #91
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Also he averages 1td a game fairly regularly

Like clockwork

Like that torn up **** ASF 'S menstrayshunal bleeding

What a ****ing liar trying to say 240 with 0 int and 2td is typical
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:29 AM   #92
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Alex Smith on national TV, in a divisional game against the saints, not ONCE but twice scored in the last 4 minutes. Including one of the most clutch throws of all time.



To all the Alex Smith haters. Suck a dick.
And we should just throw out all of his suckage prior to that moment. nice.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:30 AM   #93
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Nah, there have been much more stupid posts authored on this BB this very night

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=152

This one for example, the poster worries that an NFL team will draft someone and turn around and release him. What an uber idiot that guy is.
I didn't propose the theory you ****ing turd, I simply commented on it.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:43 AM   #94
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I knew that cartoon would be embedded and had not seen it in 20 years.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:56 AM   #95
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That's true. And didn't the WCO pretty much start with Bill Walsh and Joe Montana? I'm not saying Alex Smith is Joe Montana, but old Joe didn't have or need much of a strong arm either.
Nope. Bill Walsh's WCO made its debut in Cincinnati under a singing frog by the name of --- --------.
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it seemed like a lot of Balt. fans and even media were pretty derisive of Flacco going into the season, iirc.

even as late as The 3rd week of Dec. last year, people in the media were kinda down on him : http://m.nfl.com/news/0ap1000000114810/

I honestly thought at one point they would miss the playoffs altogether, then bam.
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eliminating turnovers from the QB position...

HUGE for this team.

Anyone who thinks we haven't upgraded our QB situation...is wrong.
Who cares if he's actually GOOD.

He's better than Cassel, problem solved!
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Who cares if he's actually GOOD.

He's better than Cassel, problem solved!
I'd bet most of the people on this forum are better than Cassel. Myself included.
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