Life Crazy Cheating Stories - Page 7

Dante84 · 11-14-2013, 01:21 PM

Let's hear 'em.

At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?

**notorious** · 11-14-2013, 07:56 PM

Nearly every male doctor from the area has been divorced due to cheating.

They work long hours, and fall in love with a piece of cooze at work.

KC Jones · 11-14-2013, 07:57 PM

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

Marcellus · 11-14-2013, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Me,Myself & Irene comes to mind.

Yea except he flipped his shit and left the hospital and had a melt down then got divorced.

WhiteWhale · 11-14-2013, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

I read this first and think I should stop here.

If you are lying, that's awesome. IF that's true, you have no shame. Applause.

TambaBerry · 11-14-2013, 08:03 PM

I went to a very small highschool in kansas. I was 16 at the time andwas dating this girl who was a year younger then me. Her dad happened to be the police officer in the town. One night I get a text from this girl in my class, asking me to come pick her up and she needed to "talk" she was really hot so I went to get her.

I drove out to this place in the country that is secluded and she was talking away and one thing lead to another we ended up in the backseat doing the deed. Next thing I know our car lights up with police lights, we start scrambling for our clothes. Of course when you're freaking out its impossible to get dressed, I hear a tap on the window I look up and my girl friends dad is shining the light and our eyes cross. This feeling of oh shit ran over me. He was pissed yelling at me like any dad would do and threatened me that I better call his daughter or he would tell her. So I did what any man would have and called her and told her what happened and we were done. I think back to this and it still makes me laugh.

**Rain Man** · 11-14-2013, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious

Nearly every male doctor from the area has been divorced due to cheating.

They work long hours, and fall in love with a piece of cooze at work.

When you see an attractive woman and can tell her without hesitation to get naked and lie on the table, I suspect it's easy to succumb to temptation.

**CrazyPhuD** · 11-14-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

Not that crazy but what the hell...

Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I ****ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life.

In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ****ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ****ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ****ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls.

Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason.

Heh that always makes me think of this old commercial....

Pepe Silvia · 11-14-2013, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

Yea except he flipped his shit and left the hospital and had a melt down then got divorced.

Well yeah, not many people will raise kids that aren't theirs and let the wife skip off with the other dude to boot.

Marcellus · 11-14-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Well yeah, not many people will raise kids that aren't theirs and let the wife skip off with the other dude to boot.

I know a dude that married a chick with 3 kids from 3 different dads. Then adopted them.

You know what's next.

She got knocked up by another guy and dumped him and he is paying child support (or is supposed to be) on 3 kids not his he adopted.

Dumb sumbitch.

**SAUTO** · 11-14-2013, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

I know a dude that married a chick with 3 kids from 3 different dads. Then adopted them.

You know what's next.

She got knocked up by another guy and dumped him and he is paying child support (or is supposed to be) on 3 kids not his he adopted.

Dumb sumbitch.

you could, and probably should, call him dumb. But to me he sounds like he is a solid guy.

She is obviously a stupid ****
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Marcellus · 11-14-2013, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

you could, and probably should, call him dumb. But to me he sounds like he is a solid guy.

She is obviously a stupid ****
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No he is dumb, she was a well known tramp.

The kids did likely luck out due to his stupidity.

I don't know the situation now as this was 15 + years ago but I wouldn't be surprised if ended up with custody of all of them.

Rough way to go though.

Demonpenz · 11-14-2013, 08:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_Wars

**SAUTO** · 11-14-2013, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus

No he is dumb, she was a well known tramp.

The kids did likely luck out due to his stupidity.

I don't know the situation now as this was 15 + years ago but I wouldn't be surprised if ended up with custody of all of them.

Rough way to go though.

It takes a real man to nut up and take care of kids that aren't theirs. Especially one that would adopt them.

He may have been dumb to get with her, but if he loved the kids he deserves respect IMO.

Lots of kids never get the love
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**Rain Man** · 11-14-2013, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus

I know a dude that married a chick with 3 kids from 3 different dads. Then adopted them.

You know what's next.

She got knocked up by another guy and dumped him and he is paying child support (or is supposed to be) on 3 kids not his he adopted.

Dumb sumbitch.

That reminded me of a non-cheating story that's mildly interesting.

An acquaintance of mine got married a while back to some woman, and in his wedding photos there was a picture of her three sons that he was obtaining in the marriage.

It shouldn't be funny, but it was. Those three boys could not have looked more different. There was a small younger boy who was normal proportions and half-black, half-white, with the black part being dominant. Then there was a morbidly obese young white teen who was short, enormous, and round. And then there was an older teenager who looked like he was about 6-3 and 140 pounds. You could literally take any random stranger off the street and he would have fit in better. I'm assuming that there were three different dads, but even if half the genes are different you'd still expect some type of resemblance. I'm wondering if this woman had any genes at all.

I really wish I could post the picture, because it's far more telling to see it than to hear about it.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-14-2013, 08:28 PM

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11-14-2013, 01:21 PM
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KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	Not that crazy but what the hell... Girlfriend calls me up crying. I come over and she spills the whole story. She was totally drunk and hooked up with this guy - who it turns out I **ing knew because we'd gone to the same high school. She's so sorry, etc. etc. and I tell her I forgive her - mostly because I'm a 20 year old idiot and don't want it to end. I see the guy a week or two later in Westport and we exchange some hasty words and then we throw down. Now I'm a big guy - 6'5" and back then probably ran 225 lbs and was in great shape. He had been our best wrestler in HS and my size/weight didn't matter after my first punch missed. MoFo had me on the ground instantly and was on top of me. Only reason I didn't get my ass beat? I managed to grab his finger during the take down. I really didn't want to break his finger - so we negotiate an end to hostilities with me face down on the ground, him pinning me down, and me holding his right index finger for dear life. In the following weeks as I tried to maintain a relationship with the whore... while I ed every chick that halfway looked at me. I had game back then and there were at least 4-5. I got halfway serious with one that was going to KU Med school and came from a very nice (wealthy) family and so finally ended it with my ex-whore. Turns out the med student had a boyfriend of 5 years at the time and hadn't quite managed to tell him it was over. A few days later and every time I pee, it ing burned! I'm assuming I got it from the stripper I was nailing in those few weeks, but who knows. I got the clap from someone and had proceeded to give it to the med student (who was still banging her boyfriend), my recent ex, and in most likelihood that asshole wrestler. ing STD karma all around. I went down to the free clinic for a shot and then made some very difficult phone calls. Years later the med student came into the bar I was working in. I came up all smiles to say hello, but she seemed fairly pissed off for some reason. __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign:** to withdraw from employment
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TambaBerry MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $-1414459	I went to a very small highschool in kansas. I was 16 at the time andwas dating this girl who was a year younger then me. Her dad happened to be the police officer in the town. One night I get a text from this girl in my class, asking me to come pick her up and she needed to "talk" she was really hot so I went to get her. I drove out to this place in the country that is secluded and she was talking away and one thing lead to another we ended up in the backseat doing the deed. Next thing I know our car lights up with police lights, we start scrambling for our clothes. Of course when you're freaking out its impossible to get dressed, I hear a tap on the window I look up and my girl friends dad is shining the light and our eyes cross. This feeling of oh shit ran over me. He was pissed yelling at me like any dad would do and threatened me that I better call his daughter or he would tell her. So I did what any man would have and called her and told her what happened and we were done. I think back to this and it still makes me laugh.
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