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Old 03-06-2014, 09:05 AM  
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Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions

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http://time.com/12786/the-new-barbie...s-proportions/

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Artist Nickolay Lamm, who shocked the world with his computer renditions of a doll modeled on an actual teenage woman, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $95,000 through Kickstarter to sell the "Lammily" doll, which carries the tagline "Average is beautiful"

While we might admire Barbie’s career aspirations, the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired. So artist Nickolay Lamm gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Barbie would look like if she had the CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman’s body.

“A lot of people asked where they could buy normal Barbie,” Lamm told TIME. “But no one could buy it because it didn’t exist.”

So rather than just waiting for some other toy company to bring a Barbie with realistic proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, Lamm launched his own Kickstarter of sorts to raise $95,000 to begin production on a doll that has a real woman’s proportions. The line is called Lammily and its tagline is: “Average is beautiful.”




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Old 03-07-2014, 01:34 PM   #91
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fake tits are nasty but asking your women to maintain down there is not unreasonable.
Has there been a poll done on this?
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:36 PM   #92
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oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

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Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:43 PM   #93
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Has there been a poll done on this?
If there hasn't then Rainman is slacking and needs to design a super scientific multi-part poll.
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:50 PM   #94
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If there hasn't then Rainman is slacking and needs to design a super scientific multi-part poll.
True!
I bet old guys like the bush, AND FAKE TA-TA's
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:54 PM   #95
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That's ****ing creepy.

She looks like an alien hybrid...

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Old 03-07-2014, 03:07 PM   #96
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She looks like an alien hybrid...

Aerials...in the sky...
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Old 03-07-2014, 05:34 PM   #97
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Exactly. This is why girls should strive to be fat.
The fact that you think all women who don't look like a barbie doll are 'fat' is your own problem buddy.
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Old 03-07-2014, 05:51 PM   #98
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The fact that you think all women who don't look like a barbie doll are 'fat' is your own problem buddy.
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Old 03-07-2014, 07:11 PM   #99
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that doll is at minimum a 3 bagger.
I say a 6 pack would be more than enough
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Old 03-07-2014, 07:32 PM   #100
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