Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 8

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

easymobee · 11-28-2005, 01:57 AM

For giving the Chiefs Dan Williams, Greg Robinson, Glenn Cadrez, and a done-for Ray Crockett.

For being the second and solidifying factor in the reason that 12-4 is better than 13-3 if you are a chiefs fan.

For the whole "We shoulda started Rich Gannon" debate.

For the "MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN".

For luring away Neil Smith and Dale Carter (even if that one didn't work out).

homestar · 11-28-2005, 02:02 AM

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

ROYC75 · 11-28-2005, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by homestar

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

Man, you ain't see nothing yet . Stick around and watch.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by homestar

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

It's not envy and jealousy. It's pure, raw hate. H - A - I - T, hate.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:08 AM

Another reason to hate the Broncos: their quarterback looks like a homeless guy. Every time I see a picture of him, I expect him to be holding a "Will Throw Interceptions For Food" sign.

Mark M · 11-28-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Another reason to hate the Broncos: their quarterback looks like a homeless guy. Every time I see a picture of him, I expect him to be holding a "Will Throw Interceptions For Food" sign.

Holy crap ...

While John Elway's beating of crippled children and the cheating are good reasons to hate the Donks, it's their fans that keep the hatred flowing.

TJ is on record as saying it's okay to cheat as long as a team wins, and Hoofbeatsoff, DumbassforDonkeys, and other such trolls just add to it. They go on and on about two SuperBowls their team had to cheat to win, yet fail to remember that Denver has been responsible for some of the most pathetic SuperBowl performances ever. They don't acknowledge that their players consistently cheap-shot, but whine like babies in need of naps if a single questionable block occurrs.

It's quite sad and pathetic, really ...

MM
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**Saulbadguy** · 11-28-2005, 09:33 AM

Here is the Orangemane version of this thread. Fairly weak, as I dominated them early on.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=33964

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

They ruined Neil Smith's otherwise stellar career by signing him.

They stole Keith Traylor from us.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:54 AM

Every time the Broncos visit Arrowhead, they try to steal Christmas.

kregger · 11-28-2005, 09:55 AM

The name Denver reminds me of that so called pilot who sang like girl.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:57 AM

None of the Broncos even live in Denver. They live out in gated communities in the suburbs.

11-28-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by homestar

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

show yourself at arrowhead stadium...and you'll see how really bad it can get bitch

**CosmicPal** · 11-28-2005, 10:08 AM

Hmmmm, with your permission Kevin- I'd like to copy your 12 Reasons to Hate the Broncos and pass it around my office in a company wide E-mail. Nothing better than to spread a little XMAS cheer of my own a little early. Besides, as soon as I step into my office today- the carnage will begin, and I'd love to have this at my disposal.

**CosmicPal** · 11-28-2005, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

None of the Broncos even live in Denver. They live out in gated communities in the suburbs.

As funny as it may sound, it's actually a fact.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Hmmmm, with your permission Kevin- I'd like to copy your 12 Reasons to Hate the Broncos and pass it around my office in a company wide E-mail. Nothing better than to spread a little XMAS cheer of my own a little early. Besides, as soon as I step into my office today- the carnage will begin, and I'd love to have this at my disposal.

Gopher it, and good luck.

My initial hope for this thread was that everyone would neatly number their reasons, so we could expand the list up to "1,258 Reasons to Hate the Broncos" by Friday. If anyone wants to take on a little project...

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1798491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-28-2005, 01:57 AM	#106
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11-28-2005, 09:08 AM	#110
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1798491 VARSITY	Another reason to hate the Broncos: their quarterback looks like a homeless guy. Every time I see a picture of him, I expect him to be holding a "Will Throw Interceptions For Food" sign. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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11-28-2005, 09:54 AM	#114
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1798491 VARSITY	Every time the Broncos visit Arrowhead, they try to steal Christmas. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Hmmmm, with your permission Kevin- I'd like to copy your 12 Reasons to Hate the Broncos and pass it around my office in a company wide E-mail. Nothing better than to spread a little XMAS cheer of my own a little early. Besides, as soon as I step into my office today- the carnage will begin, and I'd love to have this at my disposal. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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