Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 8

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Miles · 11-04-2004, 01:12 AM

Easy there Tony Montana

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:12 AM

I was lying right there by the way.

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:14 AM

I don't know how dry mizzou is right now metro. I only smoke occasionally and that's with friends like maybe once a week.

we'll say it's dry right now to make you feel better though

David. · 11-04-2004, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Miles Teg

Easy there Tony Montana

pft, I wish I could be that bad ass.

I TAKEA YOUR BULLETS!!!

Fairplay · 11-04-2004, 01:57 AM

I got the munchies.

Demonpenz · 11-04-2004, 02:15 AM

write them a letter or something/

Wile_E_Coyote · 11-04-2004, 08:22 AM

she likes it in the butt, needs something stuffed in her mouth to shut her up & you are not getting any...simple math

Darkwolfe · 11-04-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

You should join in the action immediately...

From the description I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

The skunk idea isn't half bad though.

Spott · 11-04-2004, 08:49 AM

What really sucks is the 270 lb freaky deaf chick is getting more than I am.

Brando · 11-04-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzou5

What really sucks is the 270 lb freaky deaf chick is getting more than I am.

She's getting it from some guy that wears and orange vest and rides a bicycle with a horn on it. I would hope that you would be happier without him in your cornhole.

TheNextStep · 11-04-2004, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mizzou5

What really sucks is the 270 lb freaky deaf chick is getting more than I am.

Are you seriously jealous that you aren't taking it up the tailpipe and having it shot onto your face as much as this chick?

You've got some issues.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkwolfe

From the description I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

The skunk idea isn't half bad though.

I don’t think it humanly possible for me to consume enough alcohol to tap that azz. Man, it puts a cold chill up my spine just thinking about it.

KCWolfman · 11-04-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I don’t think it humanly possible for me to consume enough alcohol to tap that azz. Man, it puts a cold chill up my spine just thinking about it.

Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

Not only will dieting become a breeze, but celibacy can be considered an option at that point as well.

JazzzLovr · 11-04-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Course, now I'm a "responsible adult"...

Wow. I didn't think I'd been away from Chiefs Planet THAT long...

KCWolfman · 11-04-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... it's in quotes for a reason.

In that context, "responsible adult" simply means I'm not smoking pot all day every day... man, I miss college.

Hell, I was having trouble with "adult" when envisioning you, "responsible" hadn't become an issue yet.

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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