Life I think I'm probably about to up the bar again - Page 8

Ultra Peanut · 04:12 PM

Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact.

DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 05-13-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's just sick. The whole transgender thing I can accept, but you, "sir", should be outcast from society.

My inlaws marinate EVERYTHING. Bastards once marinated bacon-wrapped filet mignons... I came unglued! Told them I wanted steak flavored steak and to NEVER marinate my steaks again... I brought those steaks as a special occasion and was gone for 7 minutes to the store to pick up whipped cream for the pies mom-in-law made. When I came back those filets were sitting in worchester and red wine.

JimNasium · 05-13-2005, 12:32 PM

Who else wants to come out? Do we have any sheep molesters in the house? Do any of you have three nipples? How about lingerie wearers? There's got to be some other good hidden stuff here.

05-13-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Who else wants to come out? Do we have any sheep molesters in the house? Do any of you have three nipples? How about lingerie wearers? There's got to be some other good hidden stuff here.

I've never actually molested a sheep technically. I may have mo-lusted after a sheep though. Is this the type of dirt you're seeking or is that whole pink socks story tragedy enough?

**ptlyon** · 05-13-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

How about lingerie wearers?

Oops. He caught ya Delt.

**Dartgod** · 05-13-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Do any of you have three nipples?

Technically, it's called a "nubbin".

JimNasium · 05-13-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I've never actually molested a sheep technically. I may have mo-lusted after a sheep though. Is this the type of dirt you're seeking or is that whole pink socks story tragedy enough?

Nah, the pink shock [sic] saga is enough for me although there are going to be some nervous sheep owners in the rural areas surrounding KC now.

JimNasium · 05-13-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Technically, it's called a "nubbin".

Is this a confession?

**Dartgod** · 05-13-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Is this a confession?

Not until Mr. Kotter says so.

Otter · 05-13-2005, 12:41 PM

I feel gullible now.

Way to go psi, I'm going home today a little more cynical.

JimNasium · 05-13-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Not until Mr. Kotter says so.

I must have missed the whole Mr. Kotter thing. Not surprising since he's in a different Planet Caste than me.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Who else wants to come out? Do we have any sheep molesters in the house? Do any of you have three nipples? How about lingerie wearers? There's got to be some other good hidden stuff here.

I thought the girl..uh..person in The Crying Game was sorta hot.......at least in the first part of the movie.

05-13-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I feel gullible now.

Way to go psi, I'm going home today a little more cynical.

Are you trying to trick her into giving you the first piece?

angel · 05-13-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

so what, I put ketchup on my steak.....yeah, I said it...

you are henceforth forbidden to eat any steak--- you are sick

Psi, I for one am happy that you are a girl. I was just telling mcan last night how funny I thought you are, and we need more girls with a good sense of humor.

**Iowanian** · 05-13-2005, 12:54 PM

I think to save money you should try to poke your own outee, in.

A real psicho would eat the frank and beans.

Thats hard core.

I'll probably never call you a chic/broad or girl though.....even if you buy some pink meat curtains to match your sheets.

Jenny Gump · 05-13-2005, 01:08 PM

Is this why you've never hit on me?

05-13-2005, 11:03 AM
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