Elvis has never won a playoff game - Page 8

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 09:44 AM

Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.

TheFly · 12-08-2000, 02:57 PM

The reason Elvis hasn't won a playoff game is because he hasn't shaved his cat's butt hair...<BR>

KCTitus · 12-08-2000, 02:58 PM

LMAO @ Fly...I got some strange looks from co-workers after that guffaw.

58Forever · 12-08-2000, 03:03 PM

Joe does work for the gubment, but joe sues people for back taxes so joe thinks that some of you might not care if joe slacks off...joe would like all your SSNs so he can check you out on his gubment PC...

Elvis didn't pay his taxes so Joe thinks that's why he hasn't won a playoff game...

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

[This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-08-2000).]

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 03:04 PM

Bob Dole often finds himself holding a pen and speaking in a strange voice in the third person.

The people who work with Bob Dole give Bob Dole some funny looks, but Bob Dole refuses to explain himself.

TheFly · 12-08-2000, 03:12 PM

KCTitus, as you probably surmised, I don't have any cats... Something about those electric shears I keep around for strays...

Still, even with electric shears, Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>

58Forever · 12-08-2000, 03:15 PM

Joe also thinks that Rod is revealing secrets that are better left unsaid and Joe demands the same apology afforded Mr. Dole... :mad: ;)

[This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-08-2000).]

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 03:17 PM

Bob Dole didn't realize Joe was even employed.

58Forever · 12-08-2000, 03:18 PM

Working for the gubment is like being unemployed...so I can see how Mr. Dole could come to that conclusion...

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 03:31 PM

Bob Dole was afraid that the topic was dropping too far and people might forget that Elvis has never won a playoff game, has been in the league 8 years, QBs a team with a 5-8 record, and died ono the toilet.

seclark · 12-08-2000, 03:34 PM

my pc locked up and i had to reboot...has elvis won a playoff game yet?
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Lightning Rod · 12-08-2000, 03:34 PM

Joe,
Rod thinks typing in 3rd person is punishment enough for Rods transgressions. Rod wonders what type of penance would be required to ease Joe’s pain. Rod wonders if it would entail driving a pink Miatta full of cats.
Bob- Rod wonders if he has paid enough or if Rod must continue in 3rd person for the rest of the day?<BR>

58Forever · 12-08-2000, 03:36 PM

at a cost of $10 mil, and covering a time frame of over 8 years...the government released the results of their latest study...Elvis has not won a playoff game...

Lightning Rod · 12-08-2000, 03:37 PM

Fly
Rod wonders if the Hair on Elvis’s butt is parted on the wrong side. That could be why Elvis has not won a playoff game in 8 years.<BR>

58Forever · 12-08-2000, 03:37 PM

Rod must let the cats drive....

**Bob Dole** · 12-08-2000, 03:42 PM

Bob Dole thinks Rod should continue his attempt to walk in Bob Dole's shoes, until Rod admits that it's harder than Rod thought it would be.

12-08-2000, 02:57 PM	#106
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	The reason Elvis hasn't won a playoff game is because he hasn't shaved his cat's butt hair...<BR>
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12-08-2000, 02:58 PM	#107
KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9882732	LMAO @ Fly...I got some strange looks from co-workers after that guffaw.
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12-08-2000, 03:03 PM	#108
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Joe does work for the gubment, but joe sues people for back taxes so joe thinks that some of you might not care if joe slacks off...joe would like all your SSNs so he can check you out on his gubment PC... Elvis didn't pay his taxes so Joe thinks that's why he hasn't won a playoff game... ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-08-2000).]
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12-08-2000, 03:04 PM	#109
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1164563	Bob Dole often finds himself holding a pen and speaking in a strange voice in the third person. The people who work with Bob Dole give Bob Dole some funny looks, but Bob Dole refuses to explain himself.
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12-08-2000, 03:12 PM	#110
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	KCTitus, as you probably surmised, I don't have any cats... Something about those electric shears I keep around for strays... Still, even with electric shears, Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>
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12-08-2000, 09:44 AM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1164563	Just in case anyone missed the other thread where this is posted 80 times.
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12-08-2000, 03:15 PM	#111
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Joe also thinks that Rod is revealing secrets that are better left unsaid and Joe demands the same apology afforded Mr. Dole... :mad: ;) [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-08-2000).]
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12-08-2000, 03:17 PM	#112
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12-08-2000, 03:18 PM	#113
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Working for the gubment is like being unemployed...so I can see how Mr. Dole could come to that conclusion...
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12-08-2000, 03:31 PM	#114
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1164563	Bob Dole was afraid that the topic was dropping too far and people might forget that Elvis has never won a playoff game, has been in the league 8 years, QBs a team with a 5-8 record, and died ono the toilet.
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12-08-2000, 03:34 PM	#115
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	my pc locked up and i had to reboot...has elvis won a playoff game yet? sec
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12-08-2000, 03:34 PM	#116
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Joe, Rod thinks typing in 3rd person is punishment enough for Rods transgressions. Rod wonders what type of penance would be required to ease Joe’s pain. Rod wonders if it would entail driving a pink Miatta full of cats. Bob- Rod wonders if he has paid enough or if Rod must continue in 3rd person for the rest of the day?<BR>
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12-08-2000, 03:36 PM	#117
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	at a cost of $10 mil, and covering a time frame of over 8 years...the government released the results of their latest study...Elvis has not won a playoff game...
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12-08-2000, 03:37 PM	#118
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Fly Rod wonders if the Hair on Elvis’s butt is parted on the wrong side. That could be why Elvis has not won a playoff game in 8 years.<BR>
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12-08-2000, 03:37 PM	#119
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Rod must let the cats drive....
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12-08-2000, 03:42 PM	#120
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1164563	Bob Dole thinks Rod should continue his attempt to walk in Bob Dole's shoes, until Rod admits that it's harder than Rod thought it would be.
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