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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:16 PM   #106
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After thinking about it, I really don't have any weird sex stories.
Oh, I don't know if this is weird or not, but I did once have an orgsam in front of my girlfriend's Mom while (the daughter) was giving me a BJ.

That was... interesting.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:18 PM   #107
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Oh, I don't know if this is weird or not, but I did once have an orgsam in front of my girlfriend's Mom while (the daughter) was giving me a BJ.

That was... interesting.

Sooooo.....your girlfriends mom was watching her give you a bj?
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:18 PM   #108
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After thinking about it, I really don't have any weird sex stories.
Eh. I don't really have anything kinky either. Maybe the front seat of a Mazda? Nah. That was cramped, no kinky. I was hoping to get some ideas.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:23 PM   #109
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Sooooo.....your girlfriends mom was watching her give you a bj?
Yes.

The Mom didn't like me very much to begin with. So, this woman actually said to the daughter as she left to run some errands, "HE is not to be let into the house, Christine. Do you understand!?"

So, the mom leaves, and Christine takes me inside the house. We went into the room that no one is supposed to go into (the sitting room?) in the front of the house, sit down and she gets to work. Well, the mom apparently forgot something and came back in. I heard the door open, looked up and saw her watching with her mouth agape. She didn't say a word. I tried, in vain, to get Christine to stop but she wouldn't. So, I orgasmed while she was watching us.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:26 PM   #110
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Yes.

The Mom didn't like me very much to begin with. So, this woman actually said to the daughter as she left to run some errands, "HE is not to be let into the house, Christine. Do you understand!?"

So, the mom leaves, and Christine takes me inside the house. We went into the room that no one is supposed to go into (the sitting room?) in the front of the house, sit down and she gets to work. Well, the mom apparently forgot something and came back in. I heard the door open, looked up and saw her watching with her mouth agape. She didn't say a word. I tried, in vain, to get Christine to stop but she wouldn't. So, I orgasmed while she was watching us.

That's a pretty cool story. You should write a book.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:27 PM   #111
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That's a pretty cool story. You should write a book.
It seems I remember him talking about his mother in law walking in on him and his wife once.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:29 PM   #112
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It seems I remember him talking about his mother in law walking in on him and his wife once.
More than once, actually. Quite a difference, however.
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I guess the closest I've had is sex in hot tub with a friend in the pool a few feet away and then friend having sex in the shower while I getting mine on the bed when he walked out.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:32 PM   #114
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I used to work with a chick that had a withered arm. She was pretty decent looking and had a nice body aside from that. She would mess with new guys by being flirtacious and then touching them with her small hand. One time she started rubbing some guy's shoulder and began macking. he finally looked over and his face went white. what do you say in a situation like that? I dont think I ever saw him say another word to her.
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I used to work with a chick that had a withered arm. She was pretty decent looking and had a nice body aside from that. She would mess with new guys by being flirtacious and then touching them with her small hand. One time she started rubbing some guy's shoulder and began macking. he finally looked over and his face went white. what do you say in a situation like that? I dont think I ever saw him say another word to her.
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