Movies and TV Who is the Most annoying Douche? - Page 8

BigRock · 01-17-2009, 11:13 PM

Billy is annoying but if you got to know him I bet he's a friendly guy. He'd probably offer you his couch if you needed a place for the night. He might be running in every 5 minutes with some Oxyclean in case you spilled, but whatever.

UPS guy is kinda pretentious.

ShamWow guy is the only actual douchebag of the bunch.

First, he tries to make you feel like failure for not owning a ShamWow. Then he's got his bullshit with "You spend $30 on paper towels every month!" or whatever he says. The hell I spend that much on paper towels. WTF?

THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.

And then I present the topper: his hair. Your honor, the defense rests.

All I have to say is SHAMWOW... is the biggest douche.

(Also douchey: Alltel Chad)

Chiefshrink · 01-17-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsman1

Free Credit Report douche. How is he not included?

Nailed it!!!!!!

ClevelandBronco · 01-17-2009, 11:49 PM

I respect anyone who can sell.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-18-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

I respect anyone who can sell.

So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

ClevelandBronco · 01-18-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

So...

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-18-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy.

ClevelandBronco · 01-18-2009, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

So...

You're a nun. Whatever.

Ultra Peanut · 01-18-2009, 12:23 AM

¡Vince! ¡Vince! ¡Vince!

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-18-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

You're a nun. Whatever.

Compared to Sales douches?

Heh. Yeah.

Ultra Peanut · 01-18-2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRock

THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.

blaise · 01-18-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-18-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise

I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.

Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

ClevelandBronco · 01-18-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

Which educational system are you "whoring" yourself out for?

blaise · 01-18-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

How nice of you to generalize an entire working class of people.

ClevelandBronco · 01-18-2009, 12:48 AM

Here's an idea: Kotter can "whore himself out" until he can retire on the taxpayers' tab.

It's a proven plan.

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BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $685412	Billy is annoying but if you got to know him I bet he's a friendly guy. He'd probably offer you his couch if you needed a place for the night. He might be running in every 5 minutes with some Oxyclean in case you spilled, but whatever. UPS guy is kinda pretentious. ShamWow guy is the only actual douchebag of the bunch. First, he tries to make you feel like failure for not owning a ShamWow. Then he's got his bullshit with "You spend $30 on paper towels every month!" or whatever he says. The hell I spend that much on paper towels. WTF? THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up. And then I present the topper: his hair. Your honor, the defense rests. All I have to say is SHAMWOW... is the biggest douche. (Also douchey: Alltel Chad)
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01-17-2009, 11:49 PM	#108
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	I respect anyone who can sell.
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01-18-2009, 12:48 AM	#120
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Here's an idea: Kotter can "whore himself out" until he can retire on the taxpayers' tab. It's a proven plan.
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