Life Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... - Page 8

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 02:19 PM

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

by the way you like your beer I bet your burnt ends suck as well

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**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

I'm proud of my knowledge of anything.

They both weigh sixteen ounces.

Are you absolutely sure about this? I want to give you the opportunity to be absolutely clear: you are stating that a pint of Guinness and a pint of Busch "heavy" both weigh exactly the same, 16.000000 oz.

Is that correct?

**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Now I am curious as to what is down there. I'm going to go make a detailed list of my alchohol.

I need to make a beer run soon. I'm nearly empty, and I'm all out of hoppy things.

My fridge:
3x Boulevard Bully! Porter
1x Pabst Blue Ribbon (Its remarkably ok for being cheap swill, as long as you like the taste of corn)
1x Bell's Expedition Stout
1x Southern Tier Mokah Imperial Stout

My aging "cellar":
3x Bell's Expedition Stout
1x Boulevard Smokestack Series Imperial Stout
1x 2008 Boulevard Smokestack Series Saison-Brett (Which I need to open soon.)

**DeezNutz** · 07-19-2009, 04:34 PM

I, too, have an extensive and impressive range of beverages:

15 Coors Lights. Aged properly.

Delicious Q, though.

**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Are you absolutely sure about this? I want to give you the opportunity to be absolutely clear: you are stating that a pint of Guinness and a pint of Busch "heavy" both weigh exactly the same, 16.000000 oz.

Is that correct?

Heh, no. Nice catch. I retract that statement because I am a dummy. I must have thought you were referring to their volume. I should have read closer/better.

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

by the way you like your beer I bet your burnt ends suck as well

Like you could tell with the case of cottonmouth I'm sure you're sporting today.

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**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

That, and ending that horrific sentence with a preposition...

Heathen.

I'm all for regional speech patterns coloring informal prose. Missourians end sentences with prepositions all of the time.

KC native · 07-19-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

I was thinking the same thing. The results:

6 Pilsner Urquell
4 Hoegaarden
4 Michelob Original Lager*
3 Fat Tire
3 Schlafly Pale Ale
2 Budweiser Select
1 Skinny Dip
1 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
1 Shiner Bock
1 Boulevard Lunar Ale
1 Chimay Ale (Blue)
1 Chimay Ale (Red)

* Purchased and left by a guest

love the asterisk. BTW Hoegaarden is the shit.

**Bowser** · 07-19-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

I was thinking the same thing. The results:

6 Pilsner Urquell
4 Hoegaarden
4 Michelob Original Lager*
3 Fat Tire
3 Schlafly Pale Ale
2 Budweiser Select
1 Skinny Dip
1 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
1 Shiner Bock
1 Boulevard Lunar Ale
1 Chimay Ale (Blue)
1 Chimay Ale (Red)

* Purchased and left by a guest

You would have a friend for life with my wife since you have Chimay on stock.

Demonpenz · 07-19-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Like you could tell with the case of cottonmouth I'm sure you're sporting today.

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have a good one

**Bowser** · 07-19-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

That, and ending that horrific sentence with a preposition...

Heathen.

English ain't never done me no goods nohows.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Heh, no. Nice catch. I retract that statement because I am a dummy. I must have thought you were referring to their volume. I should have read closer/better.

I've "caught" blue gills that were more challenging, but I accept your retraction.

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I've "caught" blue gills that were more challenging, but I accept your retraction.

Donger Pwns are the best.

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**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

English ain't never done me no goods nohows.

My kids got in a fight today, a nasty one. My girl was going nuts on her brother, so I broke them up and asked what precipitated the violence. My daughter looked at me with fire in her evil, little eyes and said, "He keeps on saying 'My sister and me' instead of 'My sister and I!!!!!!'"

I may have gone too far.

**Bowser** · 07-19-2009, 04:43 PM

The list -

8 - Red Stripe
6 - Boulevard Wheat
6 - Bud Light
4 - Killian Irish Red
2 - Blue Moon Honeymoon
2 - Guiness Draught
1 - Boulevard Dry Stout
1 - Boulevard Pale Ale
1 - Blue Moon
1 - Land Shark
1 - Shlafly (Stout, I think)

3 - Bottles of wine from local vineyards
3 - Mini bottles of Icewine
1 - Bottle of cheap champagne, for them fancy Donger-like companies that cover over

07-19-2009, 02:19 PM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels. My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans. Life is good today, that is all. Posted via Mobile Device
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07-19-2009, 04:43 PM	#120
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-38384	The list - 8 - Red Stripe 6 - Boulevard Wheat 6 - Bud Light 4 - Killian Irish Red 2 - Blue Moon Honeymoon 2 - Guiness Draught 1 - Boulevard Dry Stout 1 - Boulevard Pale Ale 1 - Blue Moon 1 - Land Shark 1 - Shlafly (Stout, I think) 3 - Bottles of wine from local vineyards 3 - Mini bottles of Icewine 1 - Bottle of cheap champagne, for them fancy Donger-like companies that cover over
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