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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM  
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What's the best sex you ever had?

Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

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Old 07-06-2010, 02:59 PM   #106
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BTW, hypothetically, when they say "thats not it", does that count as anal?
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:59 PM   #107
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BTW, hypothetically, when they say "thats not it", does that count as anal?
Only if you respond with, "I know."
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:59 PM   #108
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BTW, hypothetically, when they say "thats not it", does that count as anal?
I lol'd.
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:06 PM   #109
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:08 PM   #110
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:09 PM   #111
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:10 PM   #112
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Probably the second time, with the woman who popped my cherry. The other times have been pretty disappointing. Life is cruel.*





















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Old 07-06-2010, 03:11 PM   #113
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:12 PM   #114
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:12 PM   #115
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I'll never forget thinking, "How on Earth am I going to orgasm while looking her father in the eyes and not have him notice?" He didn't, thankfully.
Just...in your pants? Your own ****ing pants...while looking Dad in the eye?

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Old 07-06-2010, 03:12 PM   #116
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:14 PM   #117
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:26 PM   #118
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:27 PM   #119
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Old 07-06-2010, 03:28 PM   #120
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