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Old 11-14-2013, 01:21 PM  
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Crazy Cheating Stories

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At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:29 PM   #106
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:54 PM   #107
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:55 PM   #108
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Old 11-14-2013, 08:57 PM   #109
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Old 11-14-2013, 09:03 PM   #110
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Old 11-14-2013, 11:12 PM   #111
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I don't have any "crazy" stories, but suffice it to say: bitches are shady as hell. I've had sex with more than a few girls that had boyfriends in my short time bumping uglies.

I could talk about sex, love and relationships til the sun comes up so I'll just try and keep it brief.

Back when I was 18 I started fooling around with this girl that had a boyfriend of 5 years. I didn't know the guy, we were young; I figured there's no way it could be that serious and she made all of the moves to get alone so I just decided I'd catch it as long as she was willing to pitch it to me, ya feel me?

One time things were getting heated and we were butt ass naked about to do the do and her phone goes off. It was him so she stops everything and answers it. He must have asked where she was because she said "at my friend's house". They chit chat for a minute or two and she says "I love you too" and they hang up. Not a minute later I had her legs behind her head, taking her ass to pound town.

Anyway, I don't think he ever found out as we continued to bone every couple weeks when she'd text me at 2 am after leaving the club. I guess you could say dude ended up getting the last laugh, though, because I ended up catching gonorrhea from her. I never got the full story as she claimed she never had it (bullshit), but I'm assuming he was cheating on her as well.

It was just a ****ed up situation all around.
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Old 11-14-2013, 11:16 PM   #112
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I really don't feel too bad about that one. Like I said, we were 18.

If the same situation arose now, which it actually has coincidentally- this chick I used to know from high school recently contacted me on Facebook and has been texting me explicit sex messages trying to hang out, I wouldn't go through with it. I wouldn't want the same to happen to me so...

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Old 11-14-2013, 11:26 PM   #113
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... because I ended up catching gonorrhea from her. I never got the full story as she claimed she never had it (bullshit), but I'm assuming he was cheating on her as well.

It was just a ****ed up situation all around.
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Old 11-14-2013, 11:28 PM   #114
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Old 11-14-2013, 11:28 PM   #115
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Gonorrhea is actually a bacteria, but..
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Old 11-14-2013, 11:49 PM   #116
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Two different guys I know both living in the same town (and who know each other) had frighteningly similar stories. Their wives, both mothers, in their 30s/40s, cheated on them. Both women filed for divorce / left their husband (and KIDS!) to go be with the other guy (not the same other guy, just to be clear).

Both other guys do the exact same thing -- "uhhh....yeah, I just wanted your pussy, not the rest of the package" and they were both left with no husband and no boyfriend.

Absolutely CLASSIC.

One situation didn't turn out too badly, as the ex husband/wife get along reasonably well for the sake of the kids (they are divorced however). The other one is a disaster. She was expecting to get custody (and therefore a crowbar into the guy's wallet) which in Massachusetts is damn near guaranteed. Problem is she was so obviously an incredibly crappy mother that the husband got FULL custody. No happily ever after for that whore.
I have a feeling I know the one who lost custody. Maybe. Tina and Mike, by chance?
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:13 AM   #117
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My ex-wife was a 5'2 fireball. She squatted about 350, so imagine the thighs and ass on her... We had fun until I got out of the USMC and sent her off to nursing school. She's like 24 and meets an 18 year muslim kid. I'm absolutely not threatened at all. Never gave it a second thought. One weekend she's scheduled to go to a paramedic rescue conference 3 hours away so I took her out, spent about a grand on some new clothes, reserve her hotel room, and sent her with about $500 spending money... She runs off to the conference, comes back and doesn't say much about any of it so I start asking questions. Then about a month afterwards, I find a couple rolls of developed film in the back of her closet. Yep. Bitch spent the entire weekend in San Antonio on the Riverwalk with her little friend - on my dime and preserved the memory on Kodak. I mean, it's one thing to cheat with a married gal but it's quite another to do it on her husband's dime. That was humbling.

She maintained her innocence for a couple years after that until she ended up marrying him. Then she immediately blew up to about 250. I call her "the Water Heater". I send him a Christmas card now and then thanking him for taking her off my hands. I'm 100000x happier now than I ever could have been with her.
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:17 AM   #118
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:18 AM   #119
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Oh yeah, I had one of those camera moments too, although hers were "artistic" nudes she took of a guy that she left open on her computer.

People are dumb.

(I'm including myself in that group)
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:20 AM   #120
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Nearly every male doctor from the area has been divorced due to cheating.


They work long hours, and fall in love with a piece of cooze at work.
My ex's mom is a nurse. She would tell me how her mom was always boning some new doctor or surgeon.

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Guy I went to school with knocked up his GF and they get married before the twins are born. He is in the hospital in the delivery room when 2 little mixed kids pop out. He is white, she is white. The whole family is there etc...

Hilarity did not ensue.
I wonder how they could even tell. I looked white as hell when I was a newborn. I feel like most babies are pretty white fresh out the womb.
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