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MTG, too.
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#108 |
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#110 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Broncis cheated their way to superbowls in '97 and. '98. So there's that!
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#111 |
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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I don't have any "crazy" stories, but suffice it to say: bitches are shady as hell. I've had sex with more than a few girls that had boyfriends in my short time bumping uglies.
I could talk about sex, love and relationships til the sun comes up so I'll just try and keep it brief. Back when I was 18 I started fooling around with this girl that had a boyfriend of 5 years. I didn't know the guy, we were young; I figured there's no way it could be that serious and she made all of the moves to get alone so I just decided I'd catch it as long as she was willing to pitch it to me, ya feel me? One time things were getting heated and we were butt ass naked about to do the do and her phone goes off. It was him so she stops everything and answers it. He must have asked where she was because she said "at my friend's house". They chit chat for a minute or two and she says "I love you too" and they hang up. Not a minute later I had her legs behind her head, taking her ass to pound town. Anyway, I don't think he ever found out as we continued to bone every couple weeks when she'd text me at 2 am after leaving the club. I guess you could say dude ended up getting the last laugh, though, because I ended up catching gonorrhea from her. I never got the full story as she claimed she never had it (bullshit), but I'm assuming he was cheating on her as well. It was just a ****ed up situation all around. |
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I really don't feel too bad about that one. Like I said, we were 18.
If the same situation arose now, which it actually has coincidentally- this chick I used to know from high school recently contacted me on Facebook and has been texting me explicit sex messages trying to hang out, I wouldn't go through with it. I wouldn't want the same to happen to me so... Last edited by ThaVirus; 11-14-2013 at 11:27 PM.. |
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#113 |
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And this is how you got your screen name. Got it.
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#115 |
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Gonorrhea is actually a bacteria, but..
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My ex-wife was a 5'2 fireball. She squatted about 350, so imagine the thighs and ass on her... We had fun until I got out of the USMC and sent her off to nursing school. She's like 24 and meets an 18 year muslim kid. I'm absolutely not threatened at all. Never gave it a second thought. One weekend she's scheduled to go to a paramedic rescue conference 3 hours away so I took her out, spent about a grand on some new clothes, reserve her hotel room, and sent her with about $500 spending money... She runs off to the conference, comes back and doesn't say much about any of it so I start asking questions. Then about a month afterwards, I find a couple rolls of developed film in the back of her closet. Yep. Bitch spent the entire weekend in San Antonio on the Riverwalk with her little friend - on my dime and preserved the memory on Kodak. I mean, it's one thing to cheat with a married gal but it's quite another to do it on her husband's dime. That was humbling.
She maintained her innocence for a couple years after that until she ended up marrying him. Then she immediately blew up to about 250. I call her "the Water Heater". I send him a Christmas card now and then thanking him for taking her off my hands. I'm 100000x happier now than I ever could have been with her. |
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Oh yeah, I had one of those camera moments too, although hers were "artistic" nudes she took of a guy that she left open on her computer.
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I wonder how they could even tell. I looked white as hell when I was a newborn. I feel like most babies are pretty white fresh out the womb. |
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