Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. - Page 9

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

Not only will dieting become a breeze, but celibacy can be considered an option at that point as well.

Whats even better is to imagine that whale of a deaf woman on her period, as its oozing down her thigh, forming stalagtites and stalagmites on her inner thighs, then of course if she has a UTI or a yeast infection imagine the smell of sour dough and the possibility of seeing cottage cheese flowing out in chunks.

Lasanga anyone?

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 11:31 AM

[QUOTE=KCWolfman]Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

I’d rather eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk with a yeast infection.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Whats even better is to imagine that whale of a deaf woman on her period, as its oozing down her thigh, forming stalagtites and stalagmites on her inner thighs, then of course if she has a UTI or a yeast infection imagine the smell of sour dough and the possibility of seeing cottage cheese flowing out in chunks.

Lasanga anyone?

Dude! your one sick sob...

KCWolfman · 11-04-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Whats even better is to imagine that whale of a deaf woman on her period, as its oozing down her thigh, forming stalagtites and stalagmites on her inner thighs, then of course if she has a UTI or a yeast infection imagine the smell of sour dough and the possibility of seeing cottage cheese flowing out in chunks.

Lasanga anyone?

I truly hope you fall on a pencil today and get it lodged right below your eye.

That visual will take some time to remove.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 11:45 AM

Hey, it was just a warning. My ex, well she was a big girl, right around the 160 mark...she was 5'5".

She and I were messing around and she she started to pull her pants down I said " WTF is that smell?!?!" Of course, she said she didnt know. well, in her panties was the freakin answer! I was mean at the time and told her it looked like she was wearing cottage cheese panties! All I know is that we drove to the nearest walgreens and she stuck in some kind of ball that looked like a snakes egg and that was supposed to help clear it up??? Whatever, I decided I was never going down on her EVER and I never did.

The other time she and I were fooling around in the dark and she was really wet. Later I found out why. I thought I had cut myself with all the blood everywhere...she was just starting her heavy flow days!

That thought of eating picante sauce later that day, just burns in my memory!

KCWolfman · 11-04-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Hey, it was just a warning. My ex, well she was a big girl, right around the 160 mark...she was 5'5".

She and I were messing around and she she started to pull her pants down I said " WTF is that smell?!?!" Of course, she said she didnt know. well, in her panties was the freakin answer! I was mean at the time and told her it looked like she was wearing cottage cheese panties! All I know is that we drove to the nearest walgreens and she stuck in some kind of ball that looked like a snakes egg and that was supposed to help clear it up??? Whatever, I decided I was never going down on her EVER and I never did.

The other time she and I were fooling around in the dark and she was really wet. Later I found out why. I thought I had cut myself with all the blood everywhere...she was just starting her heavy flow days!

That thought of eating picante sauce later that day, just burns in my memory!

Hey, I got a cool idea

SHUT THE fuck UP!!!!

I hope your arm breaks in three places when you fall on that pencil

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 11:57 AM

But nothing beats what happened to my friend in Foster, Missouri!

Foster is west of Rich Hill and its small, like 50 or so population.

Frank was notorious for his beard "that he never shaved" and his mullet. His mullet was badass.

Anyways, Frank was dating this hot redhead from Adrian or Harrisonville. So the two go to this party and get drunk together. Frank wakes up the next day, goes to the bathroom, and his woman wakes up. He hears her say "oh sh*t!" He walks back into the bedroom and theres a mess all over the bed. His girl asks him what the hell happened to his face. Frank takes a look into the mirror and couldnt figure out what the hell was in his beard. Come to find out, his girl started her period and her flow was caked into his beard. Frank ended up shaving that day but he still kept his badass mullet!

Thats all the sick stories I can think of for now.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

But nothing beats what happened to my friend in Foster, Missouri!

Foster is west of Rich Hill and its small, like 50 or so population.

Frank was notorious for his beard "that he never shaved" and his mullet. His mullet was badass.

Anyways, Frank was dating this hot redhead from Adrian or Harrisonville. So the two go to this party and get drunk together. Frank wakes up the next day, goes to the bathroom, and his woman wakes up. He hears her say "oh sh*t!" He walks back into the bedroom and theres a mess all over the bed. His girl asks him what the hell happened to his face. Frank takes a look into the mirror and couldnt figure out what the hell was in his beard. Come to find out, his girl started her period and her flow was caked into his beard. Frank ended up shaving that day but he still kept his badass mullet!

Thats all the sick stories I can think of for now.

What part of

SHUT THE fuck UP!!!!

Did you not understand?

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 12:03 PM

Oh I just remembered this one time.

I know you all are dying to hear this one. If you thought those others were bad, this story I have to tell makes those other two look like Sesame Street skits!

BucsGirl · 11-04-2004, 12:03 PM

Colt just sent me 9 new GUNS to chrome and polish would you like me to
send you one ..I just have to put them together ...I will just tell Colt ooops wrong address

because thats just down right wrong..

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 12:06 PM

I call it

"Chocolate Milkshake"

You guys may never eat ice cream again. . .

Pants · 11-04-2004, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

I call it

"Chocolate Milkshake"

You guys may never eat ice cream again. . .

Tell it already you sick ****.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:06 PM

I cant do it. I cant relive the horror.

Pants · 11-04-2004, 01:13 PM

ENDelt don't you have some experiences with whales? I'm sure you have some funny stories to tell.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 01:21 PM

But oh well.

So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her.

Hence the name "chocolate shake".

I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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11-04-2004, 11:31 AM	#122
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	[QUOTE=KCWolfman]Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds. I’d rather eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk with a yeast infection. __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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11-04-2004, 11:45 AM	#125
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey, it was just a warning. My ex, well she was a big girl, right around the 160 mark...she was 5'5". She and I were messing around and she she started to pull her pants down I said " WTF is that smell?!?!" Of course, she said she didnt know. well, in her panties was the freakin answer! I was mean at the time and told her it looked like she was wearing cottage cheese panties! All I know is that we drove to the nearest walgreens and she stuck in some kind of ball that looked like a snakes egg and that was supposed to help clear it up??? Whatever, I decided I was never going down on her EVER and I never did. The other time she and I were fooling around in the dark and she was really wet. Later I found out why. I thought I had cut myself with all the blood everywhere...she was just starting her heavy flow days! That thought of eating picante sauce later that day, just burns in my memory!
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11-04-2004, 11:57 AM	#127
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	But nothing beats what happened to my friend in Foster, Missouri! Foster is west of Rich Hill and its small, like 50 or so population. Frank was notorious for his beard "that he never shaved" and his mullet. His mullet was badass. Anyways, Frank was dating this hot redhead from Adrian or Harrisonville. So the two go to this party and get drunk together. Frank wakes up the next day, goes to the bathroom, and his woman wakes up. He hears her say "oh sh*t!" He walks back into the bedroom and theres a mess all over the bed. His girl asks him what the hell happened to his face. Frank takes a look into the mirror and couldnt figure out what the hell was in his beard. Come to find out, his girl started her period and her flow was caked into his beard. Frank ended up shaving that day but he still kept his badass mullet! Thats all the sick stories I can think of for now.
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11-04-2004, 12:03 PM	#129
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Oh I just remembered this one time. I know you all are dying to hear this one. If you thought those others were bad, this story I have to tell makes those other two look like Sesame Street skits!
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11-04-2004, 12:03 PM	#130
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11-04-2004, 12:06 PM	#131
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I call it "Chocolate Milkshake" You guys may never eat ice cream again. . . Last edited by Ghostof; 11-04-2004 at 12:12 PM..
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11-04-2004, 01:06 PM	#133
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	I cant do it. I cant relive the horror.
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11-04-2004, 01:13 PM	#134
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11-04-2004, 01:21 PM	#135
Ghostof Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	But oh well. So the same ex, who had the cottage cheese down south. This little event happened in 1999 and caused me to break up with her indefinately. She came down to my house for the weekend. She and I have been dating for close to a year by this time and she decided to give me her special present. Her ass. Which was fine, I never did a girl like that before. I strapped on a condom, but after a few strokes I decided that the condom would soon break, so I ripped it off and dove back in. Right before I splurt, she said "I want to swallow it" Screw that, its been in your ass...so I shoot my wad on the carpet. This was in the hallway, where I have seen my house dogs take a piss or crap over the years, she turns around and screamed at me "What did you do that for?" She then turned back around and proceeded to slurp it off the carpet. Needless to say, the smell of ass is in the air and the splooge isnt exactly all me, its got leftover chunks of turds in it from her....and here she is licking it up off the carpet like a wet-vac. I broke up with her right then and there, which she stalked me for several months, and I had to get a restraining order out against her. Hence the name "chocolate shake". I cant go to dairy queen and get blizzards anymore, especially the mississippi mud blizzard, I swear I think she had corn that day or something...
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