Life I think I'm probably about to up the bar again - Page 9

Ultra Peanut · 04:12 PM

Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact.

DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END.

05-13-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Is this why you've never hit on me?

If anybody knew your previous handle was JimmyGump, you wouldn't get hit on either.

Jenny Gump · 05-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If anybody knew your previous handle was JimmyGump, you wouldn't get hit on either.

Very good point oh wise Moderator. (Thanks for outing me...now Nasium won't be buying me any more beers)

**Iowanian** · 05-13-2005, 01:17 PM

I never hit on gump for 2 reasons.
1. I'm married.
2. Every poster on the board, in my mind is a 300lb plummer named Earl until I'm proven differently.

Jenny Gump · 05-13-2005, 01:17 PM

Psi...so what? You are still "Psicosis", the quick-witted, quirky bulletin board poster who keeps me in stitches. I appreciate your courage, but it doesn't change who you are in my mind. The only difference is that now I am guessing I won't be having your love child.

**ptlyon** · 05-13-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

The only difference is that now I am guessing I won't be having your love child.

If that doesn't change him back around, nothing will.

**morphius** · 05-13-2005, 01:24 PM

I wonder if psicosis is sitting there wondering why he held this in for so long now. Not sure I have read a single personal attack in the entire thread that wasn't done with 100% jest. Just one of the things you have to love about the planet.

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I never hit on gump for 2 reasons.
1. I'm married.
2. Every poster on the board, in my mind is a 300lb plummer named Earl until I'm proven differently.

You get a rep for that one dude.

I havn't laughed that hard in a long time.

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tyton75 · 05-13-2005, 01:26 PM

Look at it this way... that can make the bean bag into a purse... or am I being too generous.. ok.. maybe something that will hold a penny or 2

**ChiTown** · 05-13-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius

I wonder if psicosis is sitting there wondering why he held this in for so long now. Not sure I have read a single personal attack in the entire thread that wasn't done with 100% jest. Just one of the things you have to love about the planet.

If that wasn't just an invitation for some dumbass to jump in, I don't know what is....

**ChiTown** · 05-13-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm still into men, btw.

Ultra Peanut · 05-13-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

If that wasn't just an invitation for some dumbass to jump in, I don't know what is....

Kotter would have thrown a "told ya so" in here by now if my big secret had been that I actually was a founding member of NAMBLA.

I don't know if this is what skydiving is like, but at least my parachute opened and I'm coasting towards the ground on this jump. Still shaking, but coasting. "Big money, big money, no wind gusts, STOP!"

**Fire Me Boy!** · 05-13-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I never hit on gump for 2 reasons.
1. I'm married.
2. Every poster on the board, in my mind is a 300lb plummer named Earl until I'm proven differently.

300 lb. Plummer or plumber?

**Iowanian** · 05-13-2005, 01:42 PM

Yeah...Thats exactly what I invision the gals you all flirt with looking like.

**Rausch** · 05-13-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

I can't ****ing believe I clicked the button. Awesome.

I feel like I'm about to vomit, but... awesome.

Well, I feel better anyway...

**Rausch** · 05-13-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If anybody knew your previous handle was JimmyGump, you wouldn't get hit on either.

I feel dirty...

05-13-2005, 11:03 AM
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	I think I'm probably about to up the bar again Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact. DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END. Last edited by Ultra Peanut; 08-30-2011 at 04:12 PM..
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05-13-2005, 01:17 PM	#123
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05-13-2005, 01:17 PM	#124
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05-13-2005, 01:24 PM	#126
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05-13-2005, 01:26 PM	#128
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05-13-2005, 01:42 PM	#133
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