Gentlemen, we have in our midst, a traitor.

[Hammock Parties]

Planeteers, Chiefs fans, dumbasses:

Something of grave concern has come to my attention. You may think it a trifle. I, however, take these matters seriously.

It concerns one of our own. For years now, he has lived among us, claiming to be one of us. We accepted him, even praised him at times.

He has spit in our faces.

I don't know what possessed him to do the thing he has done. I am not naming names, because I wish not to see this reveal turn into a witch hunt. Instead, I only seek for the perpetrator to admit his sin and throw himself on our mercy.

But even then, I don't know if he can do it. His sin, judging by the evidence, was committed without thought, in the most cavalier of manner. You could say our brother was laughing at his own crime.

This shows a complete lack of remorse for what he has done.

Furthermore, the evidence of his wrongdoing was left in plain sight, for almost anyone to find. Did he even care if he was found out? Does he even value the bond we have all shared over the years? To sin in secret is one thing - to do it openly, mocking others, is the work of a sick individual.

I don't know if we can go back to the way it was. What you are about to see will rock you and this site to the innermost core. All we can do now is hope and pray that our comrade comes forward, repents, and attempts to repair the damage he has done.

And now, we present Chiefsplanet's own Benedict Arnold. Scroll down, if you dare.