***Official "Hey, this n00b almost doesn't suck" Thread***

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by slothf

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

I'm doubting this. What was your name from before, and whom did you piss off?

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by slothf

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

You asked like twenty ****ing times in a gamethread.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by slothf

that is what I was banned for...a life long Chiefs fan coming to this site with other chiefs fans and asking that question...FN BS...I live in Myrtle Beach, SC and dont get the preseason games, so I tried to ask if anyone knew since everyone i so high on themselves here

If you were seeth213, you got banned for posting:

also if anyone is looking for nice cheap jerseys go to (spam.com). 45 bucks gets you a stitched replica

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/faq.p...q#faq_bannable

[slothf]

whoooaaaaaa...look at all this douchebags here that sit on chiefsplanet all day and think they know what they are talking about....whoaaa...get a ****ing job or woman losers

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by slothf

whoooaaaaaa...look at all this douchebags here that sit on chiefsplanet all day and think they know what they are talking about....whoaaa...get a ****ing job or woman losers

I'm sure you're the pussy gettin'-est mother****er you know, right?

[DaFace]

For the record, n00bs who promote themselves in a thread like this pretty much solidify themselves as n00bs who do, indeed, suck.

Oh, and not that my opinion really matters that much, but my intent here is for it to be a place to highlight true n00bs who have just joined rather than those who qualify under Skip's definition.

[slothf]

this site sucks anyways...never any good information...just a bunch of douchbags that bitch about cassel and charles getting more carries....ohh and actually i dont think i have ever read any useful info here...the only thing i have seen that i likes was a couple of funny GIFS....**** off ban me again

[slothf]

CHIEFS OF '11 = 1972 DOLPHINS REPEAT>>>>CHIEFS BABY!!!!!!!!!!

[slothf]

actually I have a women....and a job....and I just came by to see what the planet is bitching at today

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by slothf

actually I have a women....and a job....and I just came by to see what the planet is bitching at today

You have a women?

Cool story.

[slothf]

****ing losers

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by slothf

****ing losers

C'mon bro.

You're really cutting me deep.

When you're busy ****ing your super hot woman and going to work on Monday, all I'll have is my loneliness and Chiefsplanet to keep me company.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

C'mon bro.

You're really cutting me deep.

When you're busy ****ing your super hot woman and going to work on Monday, all I'll have is my loneliness and Chiefsplanet to keep me company.

The rub is that IS his job.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by slothf

****ing losers

In situations such as these, Mr. slothf, it's important to remember that, whenever you point a finger at another person, three fingers are pointing back at you ... and, of course, your thumb is kinda sticking up in the air ... sort of.

Unless, that is, you broke your thumb during safari whilst attempting to insert your hand into a wild Zebra's vagina ... or a Gnu or something, maybe.

In that case, the thumb could potentially be pointing in any given direction since safari doctors aren't particularly well known for the quality of their in-field, surgical techniques.

For, as the Nigerian proverb so eloquently states, "Haka do banao dasoagee da ganajo." or "Nothing pisses off a Gnu more than having some dude jam his hand in its vagina."

FAX

[SuperChief]

Originally Posted by FAX

In situations such as these, Mr. slothf, it's important to remember that, whenever you point a finger at another person, three fingers are pointing back at you ... and, of course, your thumb is kinda sticking up in the air ... sort of.

Unless, that is, you broke your thumb during safari whilst attempting to insert your hand into a wild Zebra's vagina ... or a Gnu or something, maybe.

In that case, the thumb could potentially be pointing in any given direction since safari doctors aren't particularly well known for the quality of their in-field, surgical techniques.

For, as the Nigerian proverb so eloquently states, "Haka do banao dasoagee da ganajo." or "Nothing pisses off a Gnu more than having some dude jam his hand in its vagina."

FAX

It's like you took what I was going to say right out of my mouth, verbatim. Weird..