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Old 02-05-2015, 09:31 PM  
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A random Luv "advice needed" thread
It's been a while since I've posted a random, pointless thread on here, so here you go...

I've been dating this great guy for a few months. Neither of us have used the "L" word, but we're definitely exclusive. Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, and I have no idea what to get him. I don't want to get him something practical. I want to be at least kind of romantic. What says "I like you a whole lot but don't want to get too sappy"?
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:29 AM   #121
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See, this is quality stuff (not to take away from Iowanian's idea). As a chick, I either over think things or don't consider what I should.
"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:31 AM   #122
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"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:46 AM   #123
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1. She has more Magic cards than me. In fact, she introduced me to the game.

2. She dresses up more than I do.

3. Go **** yourself.
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:50 AM   #124
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:52 AM   #125
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:53 AM   #126
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Luv. Like other broads you make men too complicated.

We are simple creatures that truly only require 2 things to be happy.

A full belly and empty balls. That's it.
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Old 02-06-2015, 07:55 AM   #127
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He stands all day and does a lot of repetitive motion (chopping things, taking things out of the oven, etc). He sometimes says his knees or wrists hurt. I wonder if he might like a massage (well, a professional one).
Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too wound up about a massage. BL is right. Guy needs to figure out why what hurts hurts, then you could maybe get him some insoles or a compression wrap for his knee or a wrist support, but until then, you're probably out on that deal.
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Old 02-06-2015, 08:45 AM   #128
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Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.
Get him a new fedora and some fingerless gloves.
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:12 AM   #129
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"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
Did it move ?
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:21 AM   #130
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Buy a bottle of massage oil and give him a massage with a happy ending. Done. Happy man.
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:25 AM   #131
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OOO I just read Exit to Eden by Anne Rice/Rampling. You guys should buy it for the women that liked the stupid Fifty Shades of Grey series.

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I'm going to go read it again.
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Old 02-06-2015, 09:26 AM   #132
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Old 02-06-2015, 10:37 AM   #133
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FYI, a lot of chicks are not going to do shit for their man (outside of sex) on Valentine's Day, because they are under the impression it's the man's job to impress her on that particular bullshit day.

So you're scoring points no matter what you do.
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Old 02-06-2015, 10:40 AM   #134
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Old 02-06-2015, 10:51 AM   #135
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