Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 6

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Ceej · 06-14-2013, 12:57 PM

Uhhh, HELLO NEWBS!

Cage's best flick was obviously CON AIR!

Ceej · 06-14-2013, 12:59 PM

I've never walked out of a theater.

But, I couldn't finish Royal Tennenbaums, or Hunger Games.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

I loved Watchmen. I am surprised at the number of mentions it has gotten.

I didn't care for it. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't my favorite. And goddamn, Malin Akerman is alleyway-porno bad as an actress.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles

I've never walked out of a theater.

But, I couldn't finish Royal Tennenbaums, or Hunger Games.

I finally watched the Hunger Games recently. I didn't think it was a bad movie, but I found the subject matter (children murdering other children for sport) to be very disturbing. Which is the point, I guess, but still it was pretty offensive. I'm very surprised by the amount of teenie-bobber types who get all gushy over it.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I didn't care for it. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't my favorite. And goddamn, Malin Akerman is alleyway-porno bad as an actress.

You liked Tango and Cash, but didn't like Watchmen?

Dude.....

JD10367 · 06-14-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

I loved Watchmen. I am surprised at the number of mentions it has gotten.

I loved it. The problem is that people went in expecting some sort of Batman or Superman-type hero story, and it was the exact opposite; it was an anti-hero story.

JD10367 · 06-14-2013, 01:08 PM

I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.

rico · 06-14-2013, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Sideways was an awful movie. I made it about 20 minutes.

That movie was dreadful.

I like The Royal Tenenbaums a lot, but am not surprised that it has been mentioned a couple times. It took me a few tries to get through it and eventually it grew on me. I like Wes Anderson movies, particularly Bottle Rocket, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and TRT, but I literally can't make it through The Darjeeling Limited (and I've tried 7-8 times) and I really don't care for The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

rico · 06-14-2013, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.

I straight up thought he did well in Raising Arizona. Thought he was funny.

Amnorix · 06-14-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.

I like those first three. Never saw Raising Arizona. Thought he was good in Leaving Las Vegas. Had no problem with City of Angels though it's not really my style of movie even for a chick flick. I like him less in his more recent stuff -- Season of the Witch and Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Generally I like him though I agree he doesn't have great range. He's better than Costner or (God forbid) Keanu Reeves, both of whom are far, far worse.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by underEJ

I walked out of Bonfire of the Vanities.

That movie makes me angry to this day. One of the great American novels of the latter half of the century and they turn out this piece of crap? WTF? Hulk smash.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

I like those first three. Never saw Raising Arizona. Thought he was good in Leaving Las Vegas. Had no problem with City of Angels though it's not really my style of movie even for a chick flick. I like him less in his more recent stuff -- Season of the Witch and Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Generally I like him though I agree he doesn't have great range. He's better than Costner or (God forbid) Keanu Reeves, both of whom are far, far worse.

Raising Arizona is a classic. Picture the vibe of O Brother Where Art Thou and The Big Lebowski, set in mid-80s, white trash Arizona. So many funny turns of
phrase, so many humorous situations.

Coen Brothers wrote the fact that Holly Hunter was barren as 'the doctor explained that her insides was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.'

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.

So you're more of a Nic Cage protector. . . .?

Seriously though, Cage is an actor capable of great work who often churns out some batshit cray-cray performances. He chases paychecks and that results in a lot of scenery chewing that doesn't make a lot of sense.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 01:35 PM

I didn't want to watch it but was watching movies with this chick and she made me sit through 20 minutes of Disaster Movie (Exactly what it was). I could not unsee what I saw in that brief time. Its taken 4 years to completely forget that actual movie, but the memory of being forced to watch it is still strong.

rico · 06-14-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Raising Arizona is a classic. Picture the vibe of O Brother Where Art Thou and The Big Lebowski, set in mid-80s, white trash Arizona. So many funny turns of
phrase, so many humorous situations.

Coen Brothers wrote the fact that Holly Hunter was barren as 'the doctor explained that her insides was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.'

You got that right, Baby Lee.

This is one of the funniest movie characters of all time, imo:

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.
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Pepe Silvia MVP Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $1994664	I didn't want to watch it but was watching movies with this chick and she made me sit through 20 minutes of Disaster Movie (Exactly what it was). I could not unsee what I saw in that brief time. Its taken 4 years to completely forget that actual movie, but the memory of being forced to watch it is still strong.
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