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07-11-2012, 05:48 PM | #31 |
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Woman: We favor unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.
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07-11-2012, 09:56 PM | #32 |
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*Fry's head is sown onto Amy's body*
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07-11-2012, 10:36 PM | #33 |
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<--- "That's the best thing I ever saw! "
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07-11-2012, 10:40 PM | #34 |
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Kipp - I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies~
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07-11-2012, 10:52 PM | #35 |
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Zoidberg: The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!
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07-11-2012, 10:57 PM | #36 |
Quit your bullshit
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Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Then good news. It's a suppository.
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12-29-2012, 03:27 AM | #37 |
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Conan O'Brien: I may have lost my freakishly long legs, but I have something you'll never have: A SOUL.
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12-29-2012, 03:31 AM | #38 |
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12-29-2012, 07:53 AM | #39 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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01-01-2013, 10:20 PM | #40 |
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Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire-stick in space canoe! Most explosive decompression!
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01-01-2013, 10:32 PM | #41 |
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<--- Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
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03-07-2013, 07:04 PM | #45 |
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Fry: Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?
Vet: Hmm. I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age. Fry: Hehe, yeah, well. Good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings. Vet: [looking at Nibbler's tooth for a split-second] He's 5. |
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