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I Broke my Pinkie Toe
My brother came in for the weekend and we got into a pissing match.
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06-23-2006, 08:48 PM | #2 |
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06-23-2006, 08:50 PM | #3 |
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Joe: If I had a sawbuck for everytime I have broke a little toe, I would be retired. I went through toes every year in martial arts. You can tape it, or cut the little ****er off.
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06-23-2006, 08:53 PM | #5 | |
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06-24-2006, 12:44 AM | #6 |
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Did you see a clown and hastily and violently stub your toe as you were trying to make a quick escape?
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06-24-2006, 12:46 AM | #7 |
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I thought the little toe was like 30% of your stability? I know the big toe is a lot (obviously, but seriously...
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06-24-2006, 12:50 AM | #8 |
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KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable! KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. GEORGE: You ran? KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it." GEORGE: Holy cow! KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " GEORGE: How could you do that?! KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus. GEORGE: You're Batman. KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop. JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops? |
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06-24-2006, 12:51 AM | #9 |
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This little piggy went owwwwwwwwwwwww all the way home.
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06-24-2006, 12:52 AM | #10 |
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ELAINE: Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for?
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06-24-2006, 12:52 AM | #11 |
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One last toe comment...
"You want a toe? I can have you a toe by 3 o'clock!!!" "I'm finishing my coffee..." Moooo |
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06-24-2006, 12:58 AM | #14 |
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Why it it called the pinky??? Is it pink???
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