Science Round 1, Heat 14: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.

**Rain Man** · 06-23-2013, 07:34 PM

Two of our states had battleships that were sunk at Pearl Harbor, while the third had a battleship that steamed west from Maine and joined the War in the Pacific immediately afterward.

Miss Indiana was launched 16 days before Pearl Harbor, and joined the Pacific fleet immediately afterwards. She fought in numerous battles including Tarawa, Kwajalein, Truk, the Marianas, and the Battle of the Phillipine Sea. She was formally decommissioned in 1947.

Miss Oklahoma was launched in 1916, and rescued Americans from fighting during the Spanish Civil War. Unfortunately, she was struck numerous times at Pearl Harbor and sank with 429 lives lost. She was refloated in 1943 but never saw service again and was sold for scrap in 1946.

Miss California was launched in 1916 and served as the flagship of the Pacific Fleet from 1921 through 1941. She was also sunk at Pearl Harbor, with the loss of 100 lives. She was refloated in 1942, underwent major repairs and upgrades, and went on to fight in numerous Pacific battles such as the Marianas, Guam, Saipan, Tinian, and the invasion of the Philippines. She was hit by a kamikaze at Lingayen Gulf, but survived and assisted in the occupation of Japan. She was decommissioned in 1946 and sold for scrap in 1959.

Miss Indiana

Miss Oklahoma

Miss California

**Saul Good** · 06-23-2013, 07:35 PM

Not a strong heat

**Rain Man** · 06-23-2013, 07:37 PM

Oklahoma is the winner by several lengths in my book. I can't figure out if California is attractive or unattractive, so I went with Indiana as my second choice.

I predict that California will win this heat in a runaway despite being the least attractive, because her breasts appear to be large.

**LoneWolf** · 06-23-2013, 07:37 PM

I find it odd that the California girl is the only non-blonde in this heat.

**Saul Good** · 06-23-2013, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Oklahoma is the winner by several lengths in my book. I can't figure out if California is attractive or unattractive, so I went with Indiana as my second choice.

I predict that California will win this heat in a runaway despite being the least attractive, because her breasts appear to be large.

Oklahoma has wonky eyes and a bad nose job.

**Rain Man** · 06-23-2013, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Oklahoma has wonky eyes and a bad nose job.

There's a lot of crazy in you. She's quite good looking.

Pitt Gorilla · 06-23-2013, 07:47 PM

Indiana's hips are wonderful. California is awesome top to bottom.

**luv** · 06-23-2013, 07:49 PM

Indiana has a Jew nose and an overbite. I'm not voting for blondes anyway, so my one vote goes to Cali.

**Rain Man** · 06-23-2013, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Did you ever explain why you have the disdain for everything blonde?

She has avoided the question to date. But there's a story there, and I'm determined to find out. I bet it centers around her prom.

**Bwana** · 06-23-2013, 08:19 PM

CA look like she could wheel out a mean BJ, because if this, she gets my vote.

**LoneWolf** · 06-23-2013, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Indiana has a Jew nose and an overbite.

Holy shit, that would be like Corky from Life Goes On calling someone reeruned.

Frosty · 06-23-2013, 08:39 PM

**luv** · 06-23-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Holy shit, that would be like Corky from Life Goes On calling someone reeruned.

How so? I didn't say she was fat.

**Rain Man** · 06-23-2013, 08:43 PM

Man, California just does nothing for me.

**LoneWolf** · 06-23-2013, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

How so? I didn't say she was fat.

Maybe you would be better off if you didn't attempt to critique beauty pageant contestants. I'm not going to be a huge dick and discuss your looks on here.

View Poll Results: Pick the two most attractive contestants.
Miss Indiana	41	34.17%
Miss Oklahoma	66	55.00%
Miss California	92	76.67%
These women are the greatest generation.	5	4.17%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 120. You may not vote on this poll

06-23-2013, 07:34 PM
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06-23-2013, 07:35 PM	#2
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06-23-2013, 07:37 PM	#3
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Oklahoma is the winner by several lengths in my book. I can't figure out if California is attractive or unattractive, so I went with Indiana as my second choice. I predict that California will win this heat in a runaway despite being the least attractive, because her breasts appear to be large. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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06-23-2013, 07:37 PM	#4
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1811084	I find it odd that the California girl is the only non-blonde in this heat.
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06-23-2013, 07:47 PM	#7
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06-23-2013, 07:49 PM	#8
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6289600	Indiana has a Jew nose and an overbite. I'm not voting for blondes anyway, so my one vote goes to Cali.
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Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139633647	CA look like she could wheel out a mean BJ, because if this, she gets my vote. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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06-23-2013, 08:43 PM	#14
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Man, California just does nothing for me. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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