Chiefs LNBS: "Beast mode." **** you, Seattle - Page 13

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 10:25 PM

I realize this is my "DOLPHIN WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET" moment because I've posted about this a couple times, but it deserves to be brought up again this week.

Seattle has a really unintelligent fan base. And I don't mean in terms of football. It's clear they're not deficient in that area. I mean in terms of intelligence and creativity. They have none of those two things.

They've got a pretty good RB who runs hard. Good for them. They want to give him a nickname. Skittles is funny. But no, they want something TOUGH-sounding. What would do the trick? Here's what they came up with:

Beast Mode.

Is that from a video game? No, that's God Mode, which is far cooler, but it wouldn't be as accessible religious people, I suppose. Or a movie or something? Is that like what the Incredible Hulk is? It's not, is it? You just thought that would be a good name for him. I get that Lynch was unstoppable in that 7-9 year where he raped the Saints. That doesn't give you an excuse come up with a shitty fan name for him and then force everybody else to use it, too.

Your stupid fan base couldn't **** that up any harder if they tried to come up with a scary name for their defense.

OH WAIT THEY DID. Legion of Boom?

Did you know that Houston Rockets fans had a name for Chandler Parsons? They called him Chandler Bang, like Chandler Bing from Friends. Why? Because, uh... Bang... he's really good at sports? Or something. Like you know... Bang! The sound you get from firing your gun in the air because Parsons just made a 3-point shot!

Legion of Boom is worse than that. It's dumber than that. It's almost as dumb as Beast Mode.

I just hired the same 8-year old that comes up with crap for your players to give Chiefs players some names. Here's what he came up with:

Alex Smith: Iron Man
Jamaal Charles: Speed Demon
Dontari Poe: Great Wall of Pain
Eric Berry: Really Really Good Football Player
The Chiefs Defense: Joint Chiefs of Boom

Go fist a cow, Seattle.

Sorter · 11-15-2014, 05:41 PM

GoShox · 11-16-2014, 09:18 PM

After hearing "Beast Mode" be yelled a million times today at the game, I can confirm that it's the worst nickname ever.

Hammock Parties · 11-16-2014, 09:21 PM

moar

WakkaWakka · 11-16-2014, 09:21 PM

Beat mode

**Easy 6** · 11-16-2014, 09:32 PM

**** you AND your middle finger you moody bitch... you're a woman Marshawn.

Since you and all your other moody bitch seagulls work together... does that mean ya'll get your periods at the same time?

**Mav** · 11-16-2014, 09:37 PM

he can get ****ed in the ass by an angry gorilla. Hes a hell of a player, but hes a bitch.

**RealSNR** · 01-19-2015, 11:52 AM

I forgot how funny this thread is.

I'm a thread starting genius.

Sorter · 01-19-2015, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

I forgot how funny this thread is.

I'm a thread starting genius.

It was an excellent thread.

Jimmya · 01-19-2015, 01:31 PM

BEAST mode!!!!

**Rausch** · 01-19-2015, 01:33 PM

Thank God for Lynch.

Physical HB.

****s given = 0.

Beast rolls = 200+...

**RealSNR** · 08-21-2015, 10:11 AM

**** this team and its idiot fans who come up with shit like "Beast Mode" and "Legion of Boom"

I don't care if it's preseason. I hope we beat the shit out of these ****ers and on the plane back to Seattle, something goes wrong during the landing sequence, it overshoots the airport and hurdles into the Pacific ocean. All of the Seahawks players and staff survive, but a school of dolphins shows up and drags everybody down into dolphin rape caves

RunKC · 08-21-2015, 10:15 AM

They changed their "home of the 12th man" sign to "home of the 12's" to avoid paying Texas A&M.

Heh

Sorter · 01-03-2016, 08:16 PM

This thread delivered.

Naptown Chief · 10-21-2018, 12:52 PM

Bump.

Naptown Chief · 10-21-2018, 12:52 PM

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11-14-2014, 10:25 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2390208	LNBS: "Beast mode." you, Seattle I realize this is my "DOLPHIN WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET" moment because I've posted about this a couple times, but it deserves to be brought up again this week. Seattle has a really unintelligent fan base. And I don't mean in terms of football. It's clear they're not deficient in that area. I mean in terms of intelligence and creativity. They have none of those two things. They've got a pretty good RB who runs hard. Good for them. They want to give him a nickname. Skittles is funny. But no, they want something TOUGH-sounding. What would do the trick? Here's what they came up with: Beast Mode. Is that from a video game? No, that's God Mode, which is far cooler, but it wouldn't be as accessible religious people, I suppose. Or a movie or something? Is that like what the Incredible Hulk is? It's not, is it? You just thought that would be a good name for him. I get that Lynch was unstoppable in that 7-9 year where he raped the Saints. That doesn't give you an excuse come up with a shitty fan name for him and then force everybody else to use it, too. Your stupid fan base couldn't **** that up any harder if they tried to come up with a scary name for their defense. OH WAIT THEY DID. Legion of Boom? Did you know that Houston Rockets fans had a name for Chandler Parsons? They called him Chandler Bang, like Chandler Bing from Friends. Why? Because, uh... Bang... he's really good at sports? Or something. Like you know... Bang! The sound you get from firing your gun in the air because Parsons just made a 3-point shot! Legion of Boom is worse than that. It's dumber than that. It's almost as dumb as Beast Mode. I just hired the same 8-year old that comes up with crap for your players to give Chiefs players some names. Here's what he came up with: Alex Smith: Iron Man Jamaal Charles: Speed Demon Dontari Poe: Great Wall of Pain Eric Berry: Really Really Good Football Player The Chiefs Defense: Joint Chiefs of Boom Go fist a cow, Seattle.
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11-16-2014, 09:18 PM	#182
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11-16-2014, 09:21 PM	#183
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11-16-2014, 09:21 PM	#184
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08-21-2015, 10:15 AM	#192
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