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Old 08-22-2013, 02:29 PM  
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:59 PM   #16
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:01 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:03 PM   #18
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Total croc of shit.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:04 PM   #19
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Total croc of shit. Your life will actually just begin. You will realize that some of the things that you once considered a priority are now just "things". Your focus will be on being a role model, a father, a teacher, a friend.

I remember everyone telling me how "your life is over" and shit. Total BS. Do I hunt and fish AS MUCH as I used to? Not really, but not because I can't. It ends up being because I don't want to. I find myself turning down invites to golf, hunt, travel, etc., all because I don't want to be away from the kids. Congrats man! Your life is about to become wonderful!
That doesn't come for years. The first several years of a kids life you deal with screaming at 3am, dirty diapers, lying on the floor tantrums at the store when you say something he doesn't like, locking up everything around the house so he doesn't get into it, having your house painted/torn up at will, and of course the extra costs. And no time to yourself.

Having the Budweiser with your son leaning on the fencepost talking about life? Yeah, maybe in 20 years or so.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:05 PM   #20
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That doesn't come for years. The first several years of a kids life you deal with screaming at 3am, dirty diapers, lying on the floor tantrums at the store when you say something he doesn't like, locking up everything around the house so he doesn't get into it, having your house painted/torn up at will, and of course the extra costs. And no time to yourself.

Having the Budweiser with your son leaning on the fencepost talking about life? Yeah, maybe in 20 years or so.
damn dude, I feel sorry for your kids.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:05 PM   #21
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:07 PM   #22
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:07 PM   #23
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Due 3/2/14, our first one. We're excited. Well, she's excited, I'm terrified.

Since I'm a baby n00b, I'd take any advice/tips/CP knowledge about kids and raising them.
I think if you are terrified then you'll be OK. It means you take it seriously. It's the dudes that think it's no big deal that will be in trouble.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:07 PM   #24
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Don't kill the baby.

If you stick to that, you'll be fine.
Always with the poignant advice.

I think I can keep the thing alive and kicking, but I'm bound to screw it up somehow. And that's what I'm terrified of. I think linearly and logically. Kids well, don't. I just don't want to screw a kid up in the head.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:08 PM   #25
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Change your share of diapers and give wifey a break on those 3am feedings as often as you can, other than that its really pretty easy to be a parent when they're just little handfuls... feed'em, burp'em, talk to and tickle'em often for stimulus, that's about it for now.

The harder stuff comes later...
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:09 PM   #26
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That doesn't come for years. The first several years of a kids life you deal with screaming at 3am, dirty diapers, lying on the floor tantrums at the store when you say something he doesn't like, locking up everything around the house so he doesn't get into it, having your house painted/torn up at will, and of course the extra costs. And no time to yourself.

Having the Budweiser with your son leaning on the fencepost talking about life? Yeah, maybe in 20 years or so.
You see those as bad things, I see them as memories that I would not trade for anything in the world.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:10 PM   #27
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Interestingly enough, I actually have a friend with a brother named Buck. Now I don't know if that is some nickname or something or if the parents actually took a look at the kid and said, "yep. That's Buck."
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:11 PM   #28
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Change your share of diapers and give wifey a break on those 3am feedings as often as you can, other than that its really pretty easy to be a parent when they're just little handfuls... feed'em, burp'em, talk to and tickle'em often for stimulus, that's about it for now.

The harder stuff comes later...

Yeah, the later stuff is what I'm worried about.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:12 PM   #29
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:12 PM   #30
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You'll go from n00b to "expert" in about a day. Your child will be a source of entertainment and joy that you never thought possible. This is coming from someone who had no experience with children prior to having one.

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