I just cooked my pet fish!

ChiefsOne · 04-28-2005, 01:30 PM

The girls at work bought me a Betta for my birthday last month. I was cleaning the tank today and he went down the sink. I figured he was gone, so I ran hot water in my tank to clean out the scum. Well one of the girls came in and found the fish still in the garbage disposal, got him out and tried to revived him, but he was fried!

Didn't want to try boiled Betta, so I flushed him.

ck_IN · 04-28-2005, 01:33 PM

Dude, roll him in cornmeal and then fry him. That's the proper way to dispose of pet fish. Top if off with a nice white wine. Or an ice cold Coors.

ChiefsOne · 04-28-2005, 01:37 PM

He wouldn't have made much of a meal, more like swallowing gold fish. He was pretty, nice dark blue with white highlights.

MOhillbilly · 04-28-2005, 01:43 PM

fighting fish

you need a bulldog.

Ultra Peanut · 04-28-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

How much money did you make off of savebetta.com first?

I knew it was coming, but the first post?

**CosmicPal** · 04-28-2005, 01:49 PM

I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.

One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up.

The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling.

That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.

**CosmicPal** · 04-28-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

You didn't offer to regurgitate it for her? It might've still been alive.

I don't puke for nobody.

Ultra Peanut · 04-28-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

You didn't offer to regurgitate it for her? It might've still been alive.

Yeah, but even if it had been, he saved her from having to spend a ton of money on therapy for the fish.

**CosmicPal** · 04-28-2005, 01:54 PM

I think over the course of my drunken late teens and twenties, I must have downed somewhere around 20 or 30 live goldfish. You can't take me anywhere....

**Rain Man** · 04-28-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

fighting fish

you need a bulldog.

On 70 percent of the planet, a fighting fish would beat a bulldog in a fight...eventually.

Radar Chief · 04-28-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.

One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up.

The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling.

That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.

Simplex3 · 04-28-2005, 02:24 PM

Am I the only one who noticed that Mr. Sadistic Fish Killer glossed right over HOW it wound up in the disposal in the first place?

If only he'd just put some antifreeze in it's bowl this could have all been avoided.

chiefs4me · 04-28-2005, 02:28 PM

Murderer.....

Jenny Gump · 04-28-2005, 02:53 PM

Could be worse, look what I found in MY garbage disposal...

**Iowanian** · 04-28-2005, 02:58 PM

In college, my brother, buddy and I bought some Betas, and the PPV Tyson-Spinks fight. We bought a keg, had alot of people lined up, and were taking wagers on the fish fights, before the Tyson fight.

Both were dismal failures. The fish flared when the bags were together, but didn't even try to fight when dumped together.

The Tyson fight lasted about twice as gochiefs first experience with a lady will.

04-28-2005, 01:30 PM
ChiefsOne Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6588192	I just cooked my pet fish! The girls at work bought me a Betta for my birthday last month. I was cleaning the tank today and he went down the sink. I figured he was gone, so I ran hot water in my tank to clean out the scum. Well one of the girls came in and found the fish still in the garbage disposal, got him out and tried to revived him, but he was fried! Didn't want to try boiled Betta, so I flushed him.
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04-28-2005, 01:33 PM	#2
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Dude, roll him in cornmeal and then fry him. That's the proper way to dispose of pet fish. Top if off with a nice white wine. Or an ice cold Coors. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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04-28-2005, 01:37 PM	#3
ChiefsOne Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6588192	He wouldn't have made much of a meal, more like swallowing gold fish. He was pretty, nice dark blue with white highlights.
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04-28-2005, 01:43 PM	#4
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	fighting fish you need a bulldog. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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04-28-2005, 01:49 PM	#6
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish. One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up. The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling. That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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04-28-2005, 01:54 PM	#9
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I think over the course of my drunken late teens and twenties, I must have downed somewhere around 20 or 30 live goldfish. You can't take me anywhere.... __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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04-28-2005, 02:24 PM	#12
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Am I the only one who noticed that Mr. Sadistic Fish Killer glossed right over HOW it wound up in the disposal in the first place? If only he'd just put some antifreeze in it's bowl this could have all been avoided.
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04-28-2005, 02:28 PM	#13
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Murderer.....
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04-28-2005, 02:53 PM	#14
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Could be worse, look what I found in MY garbage disposal... Attached Thumbnails __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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04-28-2005, 02:58 PM	#15
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4798454	In college, my brother, buddy and I bought some Betas, and the PPV Tyson-Spinks fight. We bought a keg, had alot of people lined up, and were taking wagers on the fish fights, before the Tyson fight. Both were dismal failures. The fish flared when the bags were together, but didn't even try to fight when dumped together. The Tyson fight lasted about twice as gochiefs first experience with a lady will.
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