I’m outta here … so a few shout outs - Page 10

Mark M · 09:41 AM

No, it’s NOT one of those threads.

My boss and I had a chat today about my internet usage. I’m still meeting all my deadlines, so it’s not a big deal, but I probably won’t be around much for a while.

But before I go, thought I’d throw a few “shout outs” to a few folks …

KCWolfman—You’re an arrogant, pain-in-the-ass know it all … which is good, because otherwise we’d have almost nothing in common.

Keg in kc—I’d still like to meet you and discuss writing some time. And remember that all women are not evil. In fact, I’ve got this sister …

ARROW2—I’m not sure if your mommy didn’t hug you enough, or your uncle hugged you too much, but either way you really need help.

Laz—I respect the hell out of your passion for the Chiefs. Just remember that Zoloft is your friend. And if you need hug, I’ve got this sister …

Iowanian—Keep fighting the good fight. And next time you’re in KC we’ll have to go have a few beers … I’ll just remember to bring my step ladder so your short, redneck ass can kiss my skinny white one.

ZachKC—Don’t stay in Springfield forever. That town will drive a liberal like you absolutely crazy.

gochiefs—As soon as you embrace your sexual orientation, you’ll be better off. And “Jengo Fett” is NOT a sexual orientation.

Mr. Kotter—Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Sualbadguy—I’d like to thank you for not making me a target of a neg rep conspiracy.

Daddy T—Just because some random, useless and completely stupid thought enters your head doesn’t mean you need to start a thread about it.

BIG_DADDY—Have I ever mentioned how much I love your avatar?

ENDelt—Just some advice: You might wanna apply for that liver transplant now and beat the rush.

chiefs4me—Remember: This is an Internet bulletin board. What people say means pretty much nothing … so get over yourself.

royr17—Congrats on the engagement! And don’t let the morons around here get to you … you’re too good of a person to let their stupidity bother you.

ROYC75—Did I tell you about the time I was with Rich Scanlon in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer? Scanlon goes up to the deer and says, “I'm Rich Scanlon! SAY IT!” Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, “Richscanlon” ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

scanfan91—Remember … they’re just jokes.

rufusmaqe—Remember that for every FA the Chiefs sign, your paycheck is reduced by a nickel.

Hoover—Nice rack.

go bo—Just because there are 90+ smilies doesn’t mean you have to use all of them in one post. Pace yourself.

Bwana—You’re still the GM of the ChiefsPlanet Geniouses … so get the pimp hat dusted off and ready once the season gets closer.

Rain Man—Thanks again for the bike.

Well, I’m sure I left out like 3,000 some odd folks, but hey … I got work to do.

MM
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Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

So did your credit card number. Phone sex operators rarely say "no".

Bah, I'm serious. It was at an end of year party my last semester at UTA.

**Donger** · 03-21-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Bah, I'm serious. It was at an end of year party my last semester at UTA.

Did you go on the date?

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Did you go on the date?

Heh. We actually had a thread about this. It was an "ask so-and-so for advice" thread or something. I think Iowanian or someone was supposed to be some kind of "Dr." It's been deleted since I guess, I looked for it.

Anyway, no I did not. I gave her my number and she never did call.

keg in kc · 03-21-2005, 05:20 PM

That's unfortunate.

**Donger** · 03-21-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Heh. We actually had a thread about this. It was an "ask so-and-so for advice" thread or something. I think Iowanian or someone was supposed to be some kind of "Dr." It's been deleted since I guess, I looked for it.

Anyway, no I did not. I gave her my number and she never did call.

Well, that's probably happened at least once to every guy that's ever given their number to a broad.

Thankfully, not every guy throws in the towel on sexuality, however.

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Well, that's probably happened at least once to every guy that's ever given their number to a broad.

Thankfully, not every guy throws in the towel on sexuality, however.

Don't worry, that experience didn't destroy my resolve.

**Donger** · 03-21-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Don't worry, that experience didn't destroy my resolve.

What did?

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

What did?

It hasn't been destroyed. It was just never very strong.

**Donger** · 03-21-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

It hasn't been destroyed. It was just never very strong.

Strong enough for you to have an avatar and signature of what most would consider to be a rather attractive female though?

That's odd.

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Strong enough for you to have an avatar and signature of what most would consider to be a rather attractive female though?

That's odd.

My attraction to women was never in doubt or weak.

**Donger** · 03-21-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

My attraction to women was never in doubt or weak.

So, you're strongly attracted to females.

Okay, then what's the issue?

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

So, you're strongly attracted to females.

Okay, then what's the issue?

Regarding asking them out? I was conditioned not to for 19 years.

keg in kc · 03-21-2005, 07:23 PM

I believe his query dealt with your asexuality. Some people can't fathom that. It's...odd.

03-10-2005, 09:19 AM
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	I’m outta here … so a few shout outs No, it’s NOT one of those threads. My boss and I had a chat today about my internet usage. I’m still meeting all my deadlines, so it’s not a big deal, but I probably won’t be around much for a while. But before I go, thought I’d throw a few “shout outs” to a few folks … KCWolfman—You’re an arrogant, pain-in-the-ass know it all … which is good, because otherwise we’d have almost nothing in common. Keg in kc—I’d still like to meet you and discuss writing some time. And remember that all women are not evil. In fact, I’ve got this sister … ARROW2—I’m not sure if your mommy didn’t hug you enough, or your uncle hugged you too much, but either way you really need help. Laz—I respect the hell out of your passion for the Chiefs. Just remember that Zoloft is your friend. And if you need hug, I’ve got this sister … Iowanian—Keep fighting the good fight. And next time you’re in KC we’ll have to go have a few beers … I’ll just remember to bring my step ladder so your short, redneck ass can kiss my skinny white one. ZachKC—Don’t stay in Springfield forever. That town will drive a liberal like you absolutely crazy. gochiefs—As soon as you embrace your sexual orientation, you’ll be better off. And “Jengo Fett” is NOT a sexual orientation. Mr. Kotter—Up your nose with a rubber hose. Sualbadguy—I’d like to thank you for not making me a target of a neg rep conspiracy. Daddy T—Just because some random, useless and completely stupid thought enters your head doesn’t mean you need to start a thread about it. BIG_DADDY—Have I ever mentioned how much I love your avatar? ENDelt—Just some advice: You might wanna apply for that liver transplant now and beat the rush. chiefs4me—Remember: This is an Internet bulletin board. What people say means pretty much nothing … so get over yourself. royr17—Congrats on the engagement! And don’t let the morons around here get to you … you’re too good of a person to let their stupidity bother you. ROYC75—Did I tell you about the time I was with Rich Scanlon in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer? Scanlon goes up to the deer and says, “I'm Rich Scanlon! SAY IT!” Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, “Richscanlon” ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer! scanfan91—Remember … they’re just jokes. rufusmaqe—Remember that for every FA the Chiefs sign, your paycheck is reduced by a nickel. Hoover—Nice rack. go bo—Just because there are 90+ smilies doesn’t mean you have to use all of them in one post. Pace yourself. Bwana—You’re still the GM of the ChiefsPlanet Geniouses … so get the pimp hat dusted off and ready once the season gets closer. Rain Man—Thanks again for the bike. Well, I’m sure I left out like 3,000 some odd folks, but hey … I got work to do. MM ~~ Last edited by Mark M; 03-10-2005 at 09:41 AM..
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03-21-2005, 05:20 PM	#139
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	That's unfortunate.
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03-21-2005, 07:23 PM	#148
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I believe his query dealt with your asexuality. Some people can't fathom that. It's...odd.
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