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Old 10-11-2018, 08:00 PM  
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:40 PM   #16
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Yeah, I went back in and channged it. Still, that's kind of weird. Wouldn't you think the woman would have tried waking up her boyfriend while she was being "sodomized"?
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:48 PM   #17
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Yeah, I went back in and channged it. Still, that's kind of weird. Wouldn't you think the woman would have tried waking up her boyfriend while she was being "sodomized"?
Yeah, I agree. Seems pretty strange.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:55 PM   #18
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Yeah, I agree. Seems pretty strange.
Sometimes it takes 40 years to report it - as seen in the me too movement. You can't question the accuser. Are you victim blaming??!?!
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:00 PM   #19
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Sounds like a whole group of dumb people.

Seriously, who asks the Uber driver to sleep on their couch? Call an Uber...ha.
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:01 PM   #20
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:08 PM   #21
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Sometimes it takes 40 years to report it - as seen in the me too movement. You can't question the accuser. Are you victim blaming??!?!
Er, I guess.
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Old 10-12-2018, 12:23 AM   #22
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I feel kinda bad for the uber driver. He drives some couple home and they must have hit it off because they invite him inside for drinks, everyone gets drunk and they tell him he can stay the night. Ok great, surely they want to ****, he thinks, so he goes back into the bedroom to try and make it happen and now its assault. Life ain't fair sometimes.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:14 AM   #23
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:21 AM   #24
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During the night, he allegedly got up off the couch, entered the couple’s bedroom and began kissing the woman’s face and neck, according to a probable-cause affidavit. She awoke to find him fondling her. He ultimately went even further and committed an act of sodomy, the affidavit alleges.

Duncan said the woman’s boyfriend remained asleep next to her while this was going on. The Uber driver eventually tried to get her to take a shower with him. She refused and he went off to shower alone. Duncan said she took the opportunity to awaken her boyfriend and let him know what was happening.
Ummm... can't possibly wake up the boyfriend while being sodomized.

It's like coughing and peeing at the same time. Can't be done. Everyone knows that.
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:31 AM   #25
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Efforts Thursday to reach the internet ride company Uber for comment on this story were unsuccessful.
what exactly does Uber actually have to do with this? The idiots invited the guy in for a drink and got drunk with him.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #26
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She refused and he went off to shower alone. Duncan said she took the opportunity to awaken her boyfriend and let him know what was happening.
Hey babe, that Uber drive just pounded my butthole and is now showering. Just wanted to keep you informed. Go back to sleep babe, we'll talk about this again in 5 days.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:42 AM   #27
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Ummm... can't possibly wake up the boyfriend while being sodomized.

It's like coughing and peeing at the same time. Can't be done. Everyone knows that.
FYI, the legal definition of "sodomy" includes any orifice other than the "natural" one.

If he stuck it in her ear, it's "an act of sodomy". Doesn't necessarily mean he PIIHB.
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:44 AM   #28
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FYI, the legal definition of "sodomy" includes any orifice other than the "natural" one.

If he stuck it in her ear, it's "an act of sodomy". Doesn't necessarily mean he PIIHB.
Yeah but it's a lot more fun if you picture that noodle-loving goober trying to put his moist, wet-sock smelling dick in her butt.
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:24 AM   #29
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Old 10-12-2018, 10:29 AM   #30
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Do you think he showered because she shit a little bit?
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