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Old 10-14-2017, 02:46 PM  
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I saw Todd Haley at the strip club


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One night I went to a strip club with a few of my friends for a bachelor party, and imagine our surprise when Todd Haley was there. He was sitting alone in a poorly lit corner, but we could immediately tell it was him due to his wife stripping next to him for other men.

After a few drinks with my friends, I realized that Todd had not moved in nearly an hour, nor did any women approach him. However, due to the liquid courage in my veins I gathered the nerve to go up to him.

"Hi, my name is James and I just have to say-" Todd cut me off with a single upturned finger.


"Look at this," he said, and I could hear the sadness in his voice. "These offensive coordinators in this club think they can call plays. It's is funny to hear offensive coordinators talk about playcalling."

Without warning, Todd stood up, tossed aside his empty playbook, and removed his long sleeve shirt and pants. Soon he was wearing nothing but his headset and a g-string with "SCREEN PASS" sewn into the crotch.

"I'm going to show these offensive coordinators how it's done," he said smugly, wiggling his poorly sculpted buttocks.

Todd Haley leapt onto the stage and began to thrust his pelvis very agressively. The bouncers attempted to stop him, but Todd called a draw play to get a couple of them out of the way and evaded the rest with his bubble screens.

Soon all of the offensive coordinators were sidelined as Todd danced and twirled, spinning around on the pole with a firey passion. After not too long, my friends and I were overcome with lust. We abandoned our strippers and made our way to the center stage to watch Todd's hypnotic gyrations.

I threw the first dollar bill, and soon the entire club was tossing their hard-earned money onto the stage. Even the offensive coordinators were getting in on it. After over an hour of nonstop dancing, the entire stage was flooded in cash, which Todd gathered into a boring gray burlap sack.

Once the show ended, Todd tossed the sack over his shoulder and exited the club, not bothering to put back on his clothes. I caught up with him at the door and asked what that was all about. He turned to me, dead serious.

"Todd Haley respects screen plays," he uttered solemnly. Then he sprinted off into the night, roaring like the beautiful Steeler he is. Some say he's still running to this very day.
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Old 10-14-2017, 02:49 PM   #2
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The original Cam Newton shitpost is better BTW

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We had a large thread of filter evading Todd Haley GIFs, which were of course unpenalized, before the mods grandfathered in the bullshit filter evasion clause. Which was of course done before the new, glorious and fair mod team took power.

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