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MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM

these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Nah. id rather em just stfu and obey my every command is if it were the word of god.

huh

MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

huh

Goapics1 · 05-13-2009, 11:59 AM

Man, "What do you want for your birthday?"

Woman, "Oh, I don't want anything."

Man, "Ok."

Fish · 05-13-2009, 12:03 PM

bluehawkdoc · 05-13-2009, 12:13 PM

My issue is driving. Apparently, it was only by the grace of God that I hadn't killed myself or someone else before meeting my wife. She is always getting after me for driving too fast, too slow, overly aggressive or driving like an old man. On road trips, I usually drive at night so the wife and the kids sleep (and I can have some solitude). But every once in awhile, she will wake up in a panic and while gripping the dashboard, yell "are you awake? Is everything OK?" Scares the hell out of me every time and its all I can do to keep the car on the road.

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 12:13 PM

Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

yeah, I've tried this before....they don't buy it.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

not always true.

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

not always true.

I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 12:24 PM

I only really do 4, 7, 8 and 9.

So I am only half female.
Surprise!

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot.

There's a crude remark about pork in their somewhere but I'm not going to touch it.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot.

i love you

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

i love you

Mr. Plow · 05-13-2009, 12:35 PM

Uhhhh, can someone give me a little help here. I'm not quite sure what to do.

I showed my wife the list and after reading it, her response was: "**Loud sigh**, Fine Fine Fine, That's OK, Thanks......Whatever." She then turned and walked out of the room. I think I may need a place to stay for a few days.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

i love you

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

get the popcorn ready

05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1637819	Very helpful stuff for us guys.... these all all true in the MIA household. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost.... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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05-13-2009, 11:59 AM	#33
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05-13-2009, 12:13 PM	#35
bluehawkdoc Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $6317130	My issue is driving. Apparently, it was only by the grace of God that I hadn't killed myself or someone else before meeting my wife. She is always getting after me for driving too fast, too slow, overly aggressive or driving like an old man. On road trips, I usually drive at night so the wife and the kids sleep (and I can have some solitude). But every once in awhile, she will wake up in a panic and while gripping the dashboard, yell "are you awake? Is everything OK?" Scares the hell out of me every time and its all I can do to keep the car on the road.
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05-13-2009, 12:24 PM	#40
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2780351	I only really do 4, 7, 8 and 9. So I am only half female. Surprise! __________________ "Loving him is red."
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05-13-2009, 12:35 PM	#44
Mr. Plow In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $2017391	Uhhhh, can someone give me a little help here. I'm not quite sure what to do. I showed my wife the list and after reading it, her response was: "Loud sigh, Fine Fine Fine, That's OK, Thanks......Whatever." She then turned and walked out of the room. I think I may need a place to stay for a few days.
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