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04-28-2005, 01:33 PM | #2 |
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Dude, roll him in cornmeal and then fry him. That's the proper way to dispose of pet fish. Top if off with a nice white wine. Or an ice cold Coors.
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04-28-2005, 01:37 PM | #3 |
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He wouldn't have made much of a meal, more like swallowing gold fish. He was pretty, nice dark blue with white highlights.
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04-28-2005, 01:43 PM | #4 |
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fighting fish
you need a bulldog.
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04-28-2005, 01:49 PM | #6 |
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I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.
One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up. The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling. That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.
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04-28-2005, 01:54 PM | #9 |
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I think over the course of my drunken late teens and twenties, I must have downed somewhere around 20 or 30 live goldfish. You can't take me anywhere....
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04-28-2005, 02:24 PM | #12 |
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Am I the only one who noticed that Mr. Sadistic Fish Killer glossed right over HOW it wound up in the disposal in the first place?
If only he'd just put some antifreeze in it's bowl this could have all been avoided. |
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04-28-2005, 02:28 PM | #13 |
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Murderer.....
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04-28-2005, 02:53 PM | #14 |
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Could be worse, look what I found in MY garbage disposal...
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In college, my brother, buddy and I bought some Betas, and the PPV Tyson-Spinks fight. We bought a keg, had alot of people lined up, and were taking wagers on the fish fights, before the Tyson fight.
Both were dismal failures. The fish flared when the bags were together, but didn't even try to fight when dumped together. The Tyson fight lasted about twice as gochiefs first experience with a lady will. |
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