Misc Poison Ivy

philfree · 05-28-2013, 06:41 AM

Damn it to hell I got in the Ivy and it sucks. Bad! I haven't had a bad case of Poison Ivy since I was a kid. It's on both arms, both legs, a bump or two on my stomach, in my ear, a spot on my forehead and yes it's on my dick.

Fooooooooooock!

HonestChieffan · 05-28-2013, 06:44 AM

try to ignore it.

philfree · 05-28-2013, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

try to ignore it.

LOL yeah no shit. I ordered some of this http://www.allstop.com/poison-ivy/po...ent/index.html

It's made by Q-Based solutions the thing is I need it yesterday. It cost more to overnight it then the product it's self.

cookster50 · 05-28-2013, 06:51 AM

Chop off your junk, then it won't itch.

philfree · 05-28-2013, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by cookster50

Chop off your junk, then it won't itch.

No.

What do you cook anyway? Meth?

blaise · 05-28-2013, 07:00 AM

I hate it. I can't get near it without getting it. If I see I have it I wipe off every door handle and light switch with a Clorox wipe and wash anything I might have worn, twice.

WhawhaWhat · 05-28-2013, 07:06 AM

lcarus · 05-29-2013, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

Uma was so hot as Poison Ivy. Shame the movie sucked.

philfree · 05-28-2013, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise

I hate it. I can't get near it without getting it. If I see I have it I wipe off every door handle and light switch with a Clorox wipe and wash anything I might have worn, twice.

Yeah I need to go wipe down my steering wheel along with everything in the house. I'm going to throw away my gloves, shovel and trimmers too because they are probably covered it the urushiol. The problem is theat shit is all over my fence and growing up a red oak tree out back. I'm going to have to find someone to remove that shit. At this point I don't want to get near it.

Msmith · 05-28-2013, 07:29 AM

All those counter medicines for poison ivy are not really effective. The only way to overcome to itch is to endure it for seven days. And it takes a real man to do this.

philfree · 05-28-2013, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Msmith

All those counter medicines for poison ivy are not really effective. The only way to overcome to itch is to endure it for seven days. And it takes a real man to do this.

The Ivarest helps a little but that real man bullshit is just that. And it's not like a person would have a choice in the matter. Real man

crispystl · 05-28-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by philfree

The Ivarest helps a little but that real man bullshit is just that. And it's not like a person would have a choice in the matter. Real man

Man, put oral-jel on it. it won't cure it but it sure as hell makes it quit itching.

ElGringo · 05-28-2013, 07:40 AM

Poison Ivy...been there done that, at this point, no big deal. Right now am on bed rest with dengue (breakbone) fever. Still have the rash covering my whole body, but the worst bone pain you can imagine. Wanna trade?

philfree · 05-28-2013, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ElGringo

Poison Ivy...been there done that, at this point, no big deal. Right now am on bed rest with dengue (breakbone) fever. Still have the rash covering my whole body, but the worst bone pain you can imagine. Wanna trade?

My condolences but no trade.

BoneKrusher · 05-28-2013, 07:40 AM

been there, done that...this sucks.

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05-28-2013, 07:29 AM	#10
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05-28-2013, 07:40 AM	#13
ElGringo Veteran Join Date: May 2008 Location: Shreveport, La Casino cash: $9985100	Poison Ivy...been there done that, at this point, no big deal. Right now am on bed rest with dengue (breakbone) fever. Still have the rash covering my whole body, but the worst bone pain you can imagine. Wanna trade?
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