Indiana Jones 5: First Details

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Plot and character details have still been kept tightly under wraps, until now. The Illuminerdi can exclusively reveal the roles of Mads Mikkelsen and Shaunette Renée Wilson. And on top of that, when the next installment of the Indiana Jones franchise will take place.

According to our sources, Mads Mikkelsen will be playing the villain in this new installment of Indiana Jones. His character is described to us as a Nazi scientist enlisted into NASA by the United States government to work on the space agency’s moon landing initiative.

Shaunette Renee Wilson will be playing Mads Mikkelsen’s villain’s CIA handler responsible for “babysitting” the Nazi scientist turned NASA recruit. There will also be a female villain, “an evil and brutal killer” who will work with Mads Mikkelsen’s character. According to our sources, Scarlett Johansson actually passed on this role previously.

Mads Mikkelsen’s character’s description not only reveals that he will be the villain of Indiana Jones 5, but when the franchise’s next installment will be taking place.

The next Indiana Jones adventure would logically be set during the 1960s space race. NASA’s Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969, so it wouldn’t be a shock for the film to be set later in the 1960s, especially since the fourth Indiana Jones film was set in 1957. And in classic Indiana Jones fashion it looks like our hat wearing, whip wielding, archeologist will have another chance to punch some Nazis, with Mikkelsen’s villain being a former scientist for Hitler’s Reich.

[BigBeauford]

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

Well, we really need a 400lb gender-variant African-American/Asian action star, but I don't anyone like that has any acting experience.

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This movie just came and went without any fanfare.

[Bowser]

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Imagine failing with Indiana Jones.

Even Lucas made moolah with Indiana Jones IV.

[AdolfOliverBush]

Originally Posted by Bowser

What a dog shit movie.

[DCTwister]

So IJ5 has landed on Disney+ and I have decided to invest at least the 2 1/2 hours to watch it once. Halfway through it now.

1) Opening set-piece with the Nazis and the train is entertaining as others have said. Felt like the old days.

2) Phoebe Waller Bridge really does kill this movie, her character just sucks. She’s an annoying Mary Sue with a super-grating personality and just irritating to watch overall. No redeeming characteristics. She’s also not even moderately attractive to even just look at. She’s just weird looking and her character is just an unlikeable bitch. I find myself hoping that the bad guys would throw her out of a plane or something.

Anyway, I’ll probably finish this and never watch it again. I wonder if these stupid ****s at Disney (and Amazon, hello Galadriel) will ever get the message that these bitchy unlikeable Mary Sue “powerful women” are just grating and unwatchable. I hope Kathleen Kennedy finds something else to do with herself soon.

[DCTwister]

This article about PWB sums up my impressions well https://gmarlowe.medium.com/we-have-...e-81e727c30840

[KCUnited]

Bloated POS barely worth finishing

[Hammock Parties]

Watched it again with my mom. She liked it. Older, casual fans will appreciate it.

On 2nd viewing, I think I appreciate how it's a lot less annoying that Crystal Skull in many parts. The ending sat better with me.

I think it's a better movie if Crystal Skull was never made. But Crystal Skull makes DoD largely...frivolous?