***Official Patriot Ball Washing Thread***

[Crush]

Instead of the Patriot fans having to force themselves to mingle with us evil midwestern folk to explain how everyone associated with their franchise is the bestest ever, let them use this thread. I'm sure Amnorix, jdsomethingorother, and that Justpassingby are tired of us simple evil midwestern folk questioning the infallible Patriot Way. Let them use this thread to masturbate one another over everyone that was associated with their beloved franchise. Let them use this thread to celebrate their three Super Bowl wins, courtesy of lucking into Tom Brady into the sixth round, that happened nearly a decade ago.

We get it. Your franchise is the greatest of all time. We're inferior to you in every way, even though you obviously know more about the Chiefs than we do. Discuss to your hearts' content.

[mcaj22]

dont forget Brian Daboll ruining 3 NFL teams

[FloridaMan88]

Patriots fans lecturing Chiefs fans about softening their rebuke of the Patriots Way is like Bernie Madoff's wife telling his victims to get a grip.

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

Patriots fans lecturing Chiefs fans about softening their rebuke of the Patriots Way is like Bernie Madoff's wife telling his victims to get a grip.

[007]

Go Ravens.

I hate the Ravens too. ugh.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by Al Bundy

That old logo is still one of the better ones.

Yeah, I liked the old uni and logo. Don't really know why they changed, though I suppose it was just to be more "modern". Maybe Kraft wanted a fresh start with a new look too, which I couldn't blame him for.

I like the unis now, but some of the interim ones were pretty mediocre. That vertical stripes one was a bit silly.

P.S. to note I saw a guy wearing a vertical striped Ben Coates jersey in San Diego. That was a helluva throwback moment.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Now Patriots fans are victims.

Why don't you turds just flush on outta here with Cassel and *****?

There's a reason your registration date is May 2009, ****stick.

How's that 8-8 prediction working out for you? Or that "one and done" comment? We're winning in the playoffs despite not having the best TE in football...

[Imon Yourside]

Originally Posted by Guru

Go Ravens.

I hate the Ravens too. ugh.

Exactly, I guess i'm half ass rooting for Atlanta.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

Patriots fans lecturing Chiefs fans about softening their rebuke of the Patriots Way is like Bernie Madoff's wife telling his victims to get a grip.

You seem psychologically damaged. Seek counseling.

[GoChargers]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Yeah, I liked the old uni and logo. Don't really know why they changed, though I suppose it was just to be more "modern". Maybe Kraft wanted a fresh start with a new look too, which I couldn't blame him for.

I like the unis now, but some of the interim ones were pretty mediocre. That vertical stripes one was a bit silly.

P.S. to note I saw a guy wearing a vertical striped Ben Coates jersey in San Diego. That was a helluva throwback moment.

This was always my favorite Pats uni:



The "Pat Patriot" stuff made them like a third-rate college program and the other "Flying Elvis" gear has been too overdone.

[GoChargers]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Don't forget Mangini in Cleveland AND New York, and Parcells ****ing over the Dolphins.

Just pathetic, that tree.

And also fat Charlie embarrassing himself at Notre Dame and Florida.

[Amnorix]

Hasn't been a complete washout. Dimitroff is doing pretty well in Atlanta, obviously, though they have underperformed in the playoffs. We'll see if they can do better than one win this year.

But yeah, it's mostly been a litany of failure.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

You seem psychologically damaged. Seek counseling.

You seem quite agitated by the fact the "Patriots Way" has been exposed as a fraud. All the bullshit you have been fed the past decade... "The Right 53", "The Patriots success is built on more than just talented players" has been exposed as a giant fraud by Fat Scott, Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennel, and Eric Mangini's inability to export it to different franchises. Your entire success is based on Tom Brady. There is no myth or magic to it.

Also the fact you have zero recollection of any Patriots history pre-Tom Brady (outside of what you've memorized from Wikipedia) exposes you as a bandwagoner piece of shit.

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Sure.

First off, you're a douchebag.

Second: neither I, nor Amnorix, nor JustPassingBy ever say SHIT about the Patriots. We don't say they're the bestest ever. We don't knobslobber them. In fact, we're downright humble about them. But what we DO tend to do is respond to the rampant ****ing stupidity around here about a.) "the Patriot way", b.) somehow it's Patriots' fans' faults that your front office signed ***** and Cassel, and c.) the usual reerunedness of people hoping Brady gets hurt (usually led by GoSlurp, which isn't surprising).

We come here to hang out and talk football. We don't troll. But we occasionally have to put up with shit like this anyway, from small-penised individuals like yourself.

We've said repeatedly that "everyone associated with" the Patriots is NOT "the bestest ever". In fact, it's three factors: the owner, the coach, and the QB (with the coach being most important). The other minions have done jack shit on their own, and probably will continue to do so. The day Belichick retires--not Brady, IMO, but Belichick--the franchise will slide down into mediocrity, more than likely.

We've never said anything about "simple evil midwestern folk". If you have an inferiority complex about something, that's your problem.

In short, your whole original post, like you, are full of smelly runny shit. So **** off.

Some of you are pretty cool. But some of you are cockmunchers. Seriously.

JustPassingBy IS a troll.

[Red And Yellow]

because they are cheaters! spy gate? or how about when they plowed the field for that field goal? I'm so tired of the pats my hate for them grows everyday.

[HolyHat]

I can't wait for the day that Tom Brady dies of Aids, Because when Brady dies, so dies that Bandwagon BS Franchise.