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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.
Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:46 AM   #16
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:46 AM   #17
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The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.
Thine were being sarcastic. I was going to say God isn't sarcastic until i remembered Job.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:47 AM   #18
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I've Got Bigger Things To Worry About.

Get It? I'm Implying Your Penis Is Small.

Edit: Seriously, Though. Who Gives A Shit.
I'll take that as a no. Thanks, o Lord!

Now for a bigger question: I'm taking this thread as proof that you actually exist, are a supreme being and created life as we know it, etc. This flies in the face of 31 years of intense theological study that convinced me otherwise.

Do you mind if I don't worship you? Because I really don't have time for it.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:47 AM   #19
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Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.
Fair Point.

Honestly I Barely Pay Attention To The Flyover States.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:48 AM   #20
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Thine were being sarcastic. I was going to say God isn't sarcastic until i remembered Job.
People Aaaaaaaaaaaalways Gotta Throw Job In My Face.

How About All The Good Shit I've Done? For Crying Out Loud.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:49 AM   #21
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Thine were being sarcastic. I was going to say God isn't sarcastic until i remembered Job.
But of course, you already knew that.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:50 AM   #22
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:50 AM   #23
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:51 AM   #24
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Those aren't God's people...
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:53 AM   #26
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I'll take that as a no. Thanks, o Lord!

Now for a bigger question: I'm taking this thread as proof that you actually exist, are a supreme being and created life as we know it, etc. This flies in the face of 31 years of intense theological study that convinced me otherwise.

Do you mind if I don't worship you? Because I really don't have time for it.
I Don't Really Feel Like I Need To Be Worshipped, Honestly. Stopped Feeling That Way About 600 Years Or So Ago.

What's The Point? Seriously, I Get Almost Nothing Out Of It Anymore.

Can You Be Nicer, Though? Care About People Who Are Less Fortunate? Give More Of What You Have Away And Provide More For People Who Will Never Be Able To Return The Favor?

You Should Do Those Things. I Care More About That Than I Do How Many Times You Hit The Deck To Thank Me For Shit I Did A Million Years Ago.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:54 AM   #28
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:55 AM   #29
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I Can, Yes.

I Have A Feeling That Is Not What You're Asking, However. But That Is What Your Grammar Implied You Were Saying.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:56 AM   #30
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