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View Poll Results: Which will you take as your mate for life: Dud Bombshell or Plain Jane Nympho
Bombshell -- she's so hot, she barely has to move for me to lose it anyway 24 35.82%
Plain Jane -- I'll just close my eyes. Who cares. 43 64.18%
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:23 PM  
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Poll: Dud of a Bombshell or Plain Jane Nympho
I sometimes think about stupid polls like these, but usually never pull the trigger on posting them. But it's a boring Friday afternoon, and it's snowing like heck out there, so screw it.

You have two choices for a mate for life.

Choice A is a complete bombshell. If not for the fact that her front two teeth are very slightly spaced apart (a fact barely noticeable to people outside of Hollywood) and that her left earlobe hangs 0.4 centimeters lower than the right, she would be picture perfect in every way, and an obvious top model or movie star. If you need a reference, then she can be Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston or anyone else Brad Pitt has nailed, or whomever else you most desire.

Your friends fawn over her, and can't understand how you landed her. Other women stare at her in jealousy and at you with new-found respect and curiousity about the size of your package since it's obvious that no other physical features you have could have attracted such a stunning knockout.

She is great in nearly every way, and an obvious soul mate for you, with one exception. She's boring in bed. Very boring. She'll give it up when you like, but she's just not that interested in the whole thing. Ask, and ye shall receive, but usually with a small sigh and the known fact that she does it out of love for you rather than any real interest in the whole tedious affair.



Choice B is the plain jane librarian girl next door, but not quite. She could also definitely stand to lose a few pounds, there's no doubt about it. And what's a mediocre complexion when she's fun and frolicksome and great in nearly every way, and an obvious soul mate for you? On a looks scale, she's might have made average, but the gap between HER teeth is unfortunately very noticeable, whether you live in Hollywood or not.

She's also a complete animal in bed. Anything you want to do, she's happy to accomodate, and she'll improvise to move the plot along. She arranges the bedroom furniture with an eye towards enriching the diversity of positions and the games you like to play. She angles mirrors for more than just figuring out if every hair is in place. She'll take you downtown when you ARE downtown, or in a mall for that matter, if you ask. Always ready for you, she was a virgin before you hooked up, and you know she's utterly devoted to you and your love machine.

And, oh yes, either of the girls in question has a brother who is 6'4" and 300 lbs of MMA kickboxing muscle, and a sister who is known across the county as the meanest divorce attorney there ever was. Her father is a minister. Cheating might be an option, but it will mean your life or every dime you have (or both) plus your reputation as you have no doubt that your soon-to-be ex-father-in-law will call holy damnation on your soul from the pulpit every Sunday for a month of Sundays in front of the entire congregation.


So which will it be?
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:24 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:26 PM   #3
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B; you're like 15, right?

edit: Just saw your user name; guess not, but you should know better on this poll.
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:26 PM   #4
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:27 PM   #5
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B; you're like 15, right?
Do boys ever really grow up?

Like I said, I'm bored stupid, and I thought it might be amusing. Sorry if you're unamused.
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:28 PM   #6
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:28 PM   #7
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:30 PM   #8
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:31 PM   #9
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:32 PM   #10
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A gets old after awhile. I've dated a girl like A. I was seriously more excited to buy like somekind of new hot lube and watch some crazy porn and just jack off a couple times sad thing is I would ususally just imagine the girl who was boring being a straight up faaareak in bed
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Old 12-19-2008, 02:33 PM   #11
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No thanks.

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