Misc Masturbation Poll - Page 9

SomeRandomGirl · 03:57 PM

I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 04-17-2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Where is the "daily" & "0n her titties" option?

The poor little guys(sperm) flop around like fishes out of water. This option gives them a trampoline.

Simply Red · 04-17-2013, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

You first.

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siberian khatru · 04-17-2013, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya

This thread has inspired me.... I'll be right back.

6:01 p.m.

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya

OK, I'm back. Who needs a cigarette?

6:02 p.m.

Well done, sir.

**J Diddy** · 04-17-2013, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I don't believe that "in my mouth" was the point of contention. Swallowing it was.

Having her swallow is an act of courtesy, that way she doesn't have a mess to clean up later.

Pitt Gorilla · 04-17-2013, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief

You probably need a "I masturbate daily (or more frequently), but my wife thinks I only masturbate a couple of times a week."

Per usual, you are correct.

SomeRandomGirl · 04-17-2013, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

my wife is pretty much a nympho, and i still manage to jerk off once a week at least

so yah , jerking is common

my advice is to support each other in jerking off, buy some dildos and a flesh light and jerk each other off

buy lots of lube and sex toys and porn

**** it, life is too short to waste time

get to ****in / jerkin

This post made me think of this:

seclark · 04-17-2013, 05:31 PM

i'm not sayin i beat off a lot...i'm just sayin my peter hurts.
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Simply Red · 04-17-2013, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

my wife is pretty much a nympho, and i still manage to jerk off once a week at least

so yah , jerking is common

my advice is to support each other in jerking off, buy some dildos and a flesh light and jerk each other off

buy lots of lube and sex toys and porn

**** it, life is too short to waste time

get to ****in / jerkin

This post rules.

**sd4chiefs** · 04-17-2013, 05:32 PM

SomeRandomGirl · 04-17-2013, 05:49 PM

Here you go. I bring you what is known as the Bargain Hunters on BabyCenter. See... some women are there for their husbands. (not my thread, btw).
http://community.babycenter.com/post..._bj_chronicles

**QuikSsurfer** · 04-17-2013, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

You first.

I ****ing love this place.

Psyko Tek · 04-17-2013, 06:20 PM

I live with my sons inna 1 BR apt,
I do what i can

-King- · 04-17-2013, 06:23 PM

Aren't you someone's daughter on here?

**Gadzooks** · 04-17-2013, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

Because they
a.) believe it's a sin (not sure why.)
b.) believe that the only place that a penis should be is in a wive's hole.
c.) believe that it's a form of cheating
c2.) especially since a lot of masturbating takes place with the use of some sort of visual stimulant and they are VERY against them looking any other woman ever for any reason ever.
d.) and various other ridiculous reasons.

Maybe I'll go make another thread on there tonight to get some more feedback as to why they don't approve. I'd link you guys to it, but I hate the idea of my two online worlds colliding.

I always thought broads had a problem with their husbands having and "emotional connection" with another woman.
They're not supposed to care if we look at other boobies, bums and beavers as long as we don't have an "emotional connection" with them.
It doesn't matter where you get your appetite ,as long as you eat at home - That's the rule.

**mdchiefsfan** · 04-17-2013, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.

/thread

View Poll Results: Masturbation
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other does not know.	19	14.62%
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other knows.	16	12.31%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other does not know.	24	18.46%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other knows.	33	25.38%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other does not know.	5	3.85%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other knows.	12	9.23%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other does not know.	2	1.54%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other knows.	0	0%
I do not masturbate.	7	5.38%
Other	12	9.23%
Voters: 130. You may not vote on this poll

04-17-2013, 03:48 PM
SomeRandomGirl Super Chunty Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $10004945	Masturbation Poll I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious. I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me. So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women. I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me. Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time. Last edited by SomeRandomGirl; 04-17-2013 at 03:57 PM.. Reason: Explaining something.
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04-17-2013, 05:49 PM	#130
SomeRandomGirl Super Chunty Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $10004945	Here you go. I bring you what is known as the Bargain Hunters on BabyCenter. See... some women are there for their husbands. (not my thread, btw). http://community.babycenter.com/post..._bj_chronicles
Posts: 138

04-17-2013, 06:20 PM	#132
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04-17-2013, 06:23 PM	#133
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