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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:04 PM   #31
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:04 PM   #32
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I'm an athiest. I don't believe in god.
But yet you don't even know how to spell atheist shit-for-brains.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:06 PM   #33
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:06 PM   #34
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:06 PM   #35
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So, no. I have no clue of who he is.
That isn't a sports car.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:06 PM   #36
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So, no. I have no clue of who he is.
thats cute.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:07 PM   #37
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But yet you don't even know how to spell atheist shit-for-brains.
Sorry, I made a typo. This means I must re-examine my religious views.

examining....

examining....


examining....


examining....



examining....

Yup, I'm still an atheist.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:07 PM   #39
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So the conversation begins with female mastrubation, after a liplock session, and you couldn't close the deal?
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Sorry, I made a typo. This means I must re-examine my religious views.

examining....

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examining....


examining....



examining....

Yup, I'm still an atheist.
It wasn't a typo, you legitimately didn't know how to spell atheist.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:08 PM   #41
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It's a hot hatch back that does 157.5 (electronically limited) MPH and does 0-60 under 6 seconds stock.
Yes, that is correct. Did it come with a flower vase?
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So the conversation begins with female mastrubation, after a liplock session, and you couldn't close the deal?
I swear on all that is holy that this is a true story, and I'm sorry that the dog avatar guy and the neighborhood athiest dismiss me as a troll. I thought since people enjoyed the guy who porked a tranny, I would be able to share my rejection experience with minimal heat.
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