Music Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the worst song of all time: Rebecca Black's "Friday" - Page 5

**Reaper16** · 03-15-2011, 01:22 PM

Snark away, peoples. 'Cuz, my God is this an impressive shitfest.

Oso · 03-15-2011, 05:58 PM

**gblowfish** · 03-15-2011, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oregon chief

Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

I kinda dig this. Very Dieter on Sprokets-esque.

-King- · 03-15-2011, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I submit:

**** no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

**Reaper16** · 03-15-2011, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King-

**** no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

For real. I heard that song and thought it was actually pretty good as far as bubblegum pop goes.

**cdcox** · 03-15-2011, 06:29 PM

I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

unothadeal · 03-15-2011, 06:38 PM

fried egg fried egg

**kysirsoze** · 03-15-2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox

I submit:

That could make it in the "Worst song that some people actually like" category, but it doesn't compare to Friday in overall badness. I wonder what it's like to release a song that is so bad it's INSTANTLY an internet meme. At least Rick Astley had a few years before people destroyed his reputation.

Simply Red · 03-15-2011, 06:52 PM

I will give you my impression in a moment.

This is shitty and low-down creepy, too -->> http://tinyurl.com/yf3qbjg

I had to tell you before I forgot. I'll get to OP now!

Neil Sedaka was a major creep.

Simply Red · 03-15-2011, 07:18 PM

I viewed it, I have to say; I hope she runs into an AIDS tree.

bowener · 03-15-2011, 07:32 PM

suzzer99 · 03-15-2011, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm going to go ahead an assume you didn't listen to all of Shut Up since you are still sane enough to make this post.

Edit: Ok I just listened to Friday. Honestly I didn't feel I needed to since I was 100% sure Shut Up could never be topped (bottomed?). Also it's a giant PITA to get my headphones out at work. But OP wins. I concede.

bowener · 03-15-2011, 07:43 PM

This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup. There needs to be response videos to this shit.

**Bugeater** · 03-15-2011, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox

I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

JD10367 · 03-15-2011, 07:48 PM

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

Bump · 03-15-2011, 08:07 PM

I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their reeruned music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS!

03-15-2011, 01:22 PM
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cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2371769	I submit: Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one step ahead As we followed in the dance Between the parted pages And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees The birds, like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing checkers by the trees MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! ~ ~ ~ ~ There will be another song for me For I will sing it There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life You’ll still be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire And my passion flow like rivers through the sky And after all the loves of my life Oooh, after all the loves of my life I’ll be thinking of you And wondering why ~ ~ ~ ~ MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no! No! Oh, no!!
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03-15-2011, 07:18 PM	#69
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03-15-2011, 08:07 PM	#75
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $2275105	I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their reeruned music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS! __________________
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