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06-18-2013, 12:41 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gift Suggestions for the Wife
Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).
Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items. Dick in a box is not an option. |
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06-18-2013, 12:42 PM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo
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06-18-2013, 12:43 PM | #3 |
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Wait - she already got one?
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06-18-2013, 12:43 PM | #4 |
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06-18-2013, 12:44 PM | #5 |
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Alex Smith Jersey
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06-18-2013, 12:45 PM | #6 |
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Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.
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06-18-2013, 12:46 PM | #7 |
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Sleep member bed
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06-18-2013, 02:36 PM | #8 |
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06-18-2013, 02:40 PM | #9 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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06-18-2013, 12:46 PM | #10 |
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Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.
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06-18-2013, 12:47 PM | #11 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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No need to be sending her to the other team
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06-18-2013, 12:47 PM | #12 |
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Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."
Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it. |
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #13 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Ya but the dental bill is atrocious
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #14 |
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Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #15 |
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i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.
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