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Retired MMA Fighter Renzo Gracie Live Tweets Guys Trying To Mug Him
heh, definately picked the wrong guy to mug.
http://www.graciemag.com/2012/09/ren...-over-twitter/ 22nd street and 10th ave right now two guys following me, can’t help but have a big smile upon my face Im talking about a happy one ))) Waiting for them… Are they really thinking I’m drunk??? They have to be kidding. Hahahaha 25th and 10ave they are getting closer lol pic.twitter.com/bBJtLtVb by Renzo I just stop to take a pic, they pretend they are looking at the window, can’t lie… My blood runs in a different speed, man I miss Brazil JiuJitsu )) never leave home without it pic.twitter.com/bBJtLtVb Please hold there for just a couple minutes be right back They are coming closer, asking for a cigaret lol can’t help but have a smile in my face. I don’t smoke. Pretend to wobble. They smile Back as he runs, no chance to catch him… Even though I began to try to run after him, I realize How slow I was. F***k it :-/// This one asks me why did I do that, pretending to be stupid, one little kick to the ribs makes him whine and apologize, as I’m writing this. I ask him if he was planing to rob me, he says no. All he wanted was a cigarette, lol I can’t help but have a big smile upon my face, and .. The certainty that if it was an ordinary man he would be sad about his stolen goods. F*****g c**t cries like a bitch when the tide turns… I can’t help but take a pic as his nose bleeds and he wines and asks why did I do that… Like he doesn’t know the reason… pic.twitter.com/THjUYQkR by Renzo My f*****g hands hurt, hurt like hell… pic.twitter.com/THjUYQkR Drove around two blocks… The other fellow disappear, I’m heading home… Angry for not finding the second one. Guess no sleeping tonight I knew it yessss There is basic things like you don’t come back to where the problem was.. You just don’t, I knew he would, just going around the block would Be enough… Dumb f%#^ I just gave him the old style Raccoon, it has been a while since the last time I did.. Choke him out 3 times… And before he woke up I did hit each eye socket at least twice, tomorrow he will wake up like a raccoon, and every time he woke up I was… Whispering at his ears.. That’s what death feels like it.. Don’t do that again. My f*****g hand hurts, :-/ a lot Next time I will use only the elbows, damn I miss that feeling, sometimes I wonder if the easy life has been making me pic.twitter.com/aXBkOM7O Soft.. All those years in Brazil, without knowing if I would make it home had to count for something, I can’t lie I could have jump in a cab pic.twitter.com/aXBkOM7O by Renzo But I could not help, I could spot them from a mile away, walking was my option, thank you mayor Giuliani, nobody carries a gun in our… Beautiful state, my lucky day, their bad day… My hand hurts and @FrankieEdgar is here at 9:30am for some training, shoot damn little guy Could not take a second pic guys sorry, believe I try, as I reach for my iPhone he almost took off :-/ fast mofo * * * * * * * * The text above is a compilation of the snippets posted by Renzo Gracie in the wee hours of the morning this Friday, likely the first time an attempted mugging has been reported real time over Twitter. Direct from Manhattan, NY. How you like that, Joseph Wambaugh? |
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09-07-2012, 10:18 PM | #2 |
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Those are some interesting comments on that site, along with no pictures of his attackers, if they even actually attacked him.
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09-07-2012, 10:27 PM | #3 |
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Renzo is a douche.
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09-07-2012, 10:28 PM | #4 |
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Seems staged to me. How you gonna do all that and tweet it? Dude is fishing for followers - artificially creating a legend. I hate contrived crap.
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09-07-2012, 10:32 PM | #6 |
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So he assaulted 2 guys for trying to bum a smoke?
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09-07-2012, 10:37 PM | #7 |
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That was ghey to the power of ghey.
BTW- While I'm writing this post I'm kicking the shit out of 12 guys who asked me for a cigarette ))) |
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09-07-2012, 10:37 PM | #8 |
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Shit like this makes MMA look bad.
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09-07-2012, 10:37 PM | #9 |
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Dang my hand hurts so bad.
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09-07-2012, 10:39 PM | #10 |
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09-07-2012, 10:39 PM | #11 |
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Hes a gracie. its accepted because that whole family is bogus and full of idiots.
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09-07-2012, 10:50 PM | #12 |
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that was my first thought too. who knows? Renzo is crazy. Other MMA fighters have said that he doesn't back down from street fights. I've heard a story about Renzo choking his daughters boyfriend just to put him in his place.
dude is alpha
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09-07-2012, 10:52 PM | #13 |
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His brother was way worse, Ryan Gracie. Dude died. I hate the gracie family for the most part
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He'd have to be an insanely fast texter for that to have a chance in hell of being true.
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