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Old 07-03-2008, 10:00 PM  
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Damn bug scared the piss outta me
I just came inside from my back yard where a deadly Variegated June Beetle nearly killed me.



So, I go outside to let my dog do her do in the back yard. All of a sudden I hear several loud hisses that sound like a damn snake warning of an impending strike.

I'm freaking out looking around for the source of this and it suddenly stops. I calm down a bit until I take a step and all of a sudden the hissing starts all over again. I feel a pinch on my toe and look down to find that bug hanging on for dear life as I flail my leg back and forth trying to shake this pinching hiss of doom creature off my toe.

Now... I realize at this point that its just a bug and probably harmless but my brain refused to rationalize that I am perfectly safe. I finally shake the thing off and immediately came inside to find out why in the hell I never knew that June Bugs fucking hiss when pissed off.



Damn... learn something new every day.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:45 PM   #16
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:30 PM   #17
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An venomous critters native to Kansas.

Stripebacked Scorpion
Rattle Snake
Water Moccasin
Copperhead
Desert Massasauga
Western Massasauga
Brown Recluse
Black Widow

BUT... yeah. 4

Snakes
Lizards
Scorpions
Spiders
do you find many rattle snakes out there? in Pueblo Colorado rattle snakes are a daily occurance. and they are tough as nails, they dont die easily.
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:31 PM   #18
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An venomous critters native to Kansas.

Stripebacked Scorpion
Rattle Snake
Water Moccasin
Copperhead
Desert Massasauga
Western Massasauga
Brown Recluse
Black Widow

BUT... yeah. 4

Snakes
Lizards
Scorpions
Spiders
Venomous is different from deadly.

I meant deadly. Run for your life.

My bad.
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Old 07-03-2008, 11:38 PM   #19
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do you find many rattle snakes out there? in Pueblo Colorado rattle snakes are a daily occurance. and they are tough as nails, they dont die easily.
I see them out in the country on occasion but have only seen a few in the city itself.

I've never tried to kill one tho so I'll have to take your word for it.

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Venomous is different from deadly.

I meant deadly. Run for your life.

My bad.
Ah.... I can understand the confusion.

To me though, as much as I would avoid the deadly type... I would just as much like to avoid the not so deadly but cause you mind numbing pain variety.
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Old 07-04-2008, 12:03 AM   #20
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I don't know about that kind but the average brown one's taste like popcorn...
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Old 07-04-2008, 12:12 AM   #21
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I don't know about that kind but the average brown one's taste like popcorn...
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Old 07-04-2008, 12:53 AM   #22
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I see them out in the country on occasion but have only seen a few in the city itself.

I've never tried to kill one tho so I'll have to take your word for it.







Ah.... I can understand the confusion.

To me though, as much as I would avoid the deadly type... I would just as much like to avoid the not so deadly but cause you mind numbing pain variety.
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