Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove

ThaVirus · 07-10-2018, 08:28 AM

Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2018, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?

Yes, it has a cumulative effect, and the effect is four percentage points, not percent. So 25 hits is total incapacitation.

Molitoth · 07-10-2018, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?

Someone has grown up around RPGs.

TLO · 07-10-2018, 04:30 PM

This is a close match! I'm brimming with excitement to see who wins.

Sofa King · 07-10-2018, 08:29 AM

What kind of BB gun? Semi automatic? Red Ryder? Fully auto CO2 gun? Pump B.B. gun? Is canoworms right or left handed- can he shoot opposite hand at a moving target? The BB gun is the kicker. A semi auto could slow him down enough to beat him to death and would cause him to be too slow to throw the stars effectively. But a pump is worthless.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2018, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

What kind of BB gun? Semi automatic? Red Ryder? Fully auto CO2 gun? Pump B.B. gun? Is canoworms right or left handed- can he shoot opposite hand at a moving target? The BB gun is the kicker. A semi auto could slow him down enough to beat him to death and would cause him to be too slow to throw the stars effectively. But a pump is worthless.

It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

Sofa King · 07-10-2018, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

Hmmm. You can fire one of those decently fast, but don’t expect over 20% . They’re inaccurate at too much distance as well.

Rasputin · 07-11-2018, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

Canoworms will shoot his non patched eye out.

TLO · 07-11-2018, 08:43 AM

Has the winner been decided?

**Rain Man** · 07-11-2018, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO

Has the winner been decided?

The battle is still raging.

Why Not? · 07-10-2018, 08:32 AM

This may be the toughest one yet. At first glance, the BB gun would be a good advantage but people may fail to understand how much your equilibrium is off when you consistently can only use one eye. Conversely, throwing anything on a beach is not easy due to the lack of solid ground under your feet. The rocks require close proximity to matter and we've already seen the small stars be basically irrelevant. Give me bludgeoning to death via ape bone in a close one.

Otter · 07-10-2018, 08:35 AM

This is another good one.

I'm guessing at 81 feet canoworms manages 2 shots with the BB gun before he has to switch to the ape's thigh bone which leaves detox at 8% less (which isn't much) and then it comes down to melee. Pretty equal prep time on a beach...

This is a coin toss. I'll await arguments from the combatants.

Beef Supreme · 07-10-2018, 08:43 AM

I think ninja stars need to be removed from the wheel of death. Is this the third or fourth fight with ninja stars?

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2018, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Beef Supreme

I think ninja stars need to be removed from the wheel of death. Is this the third or fourth fight with ninja stars?

Well, then, you might want to practice your ninja star throwing. Or maybe we'll revert to the mean and your practice will be useless. There's no telling, really.

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Detoxing	31	50.00%
canoworms	31	50.00%
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07-10-2018, 08:28 AM	#2
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Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $1102096 VARSITY	What kind of BB gun? Semi automatic? Red Ryder? Fully auto CO2 gun? Pump B.B. gun? Is canoworms right or left handed- can he shoot opposite hand at a moving target? The BB gun is the kicker. A semi auto could slow him down enough to beat him to death and would cause him to be too slow to throw the stars effectively. But a pump is worthless.
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Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $3188994	This may be the toughest one yet. At first glance, the BB gun would be a good advantage but people may fail to understand how much your equilibrium is off when you consistently can only use one eye. Conversely, throwing anything on a beach is not easy due to the lack of solid ground under your feet. The rocks require close proximity to matter and we've already seen the small stars be basically irrelevant. Give me bludgeoning to death via ape bone in a close one.
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Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	I think ninja stars need to be removed from the wheel of death. Is this the third or fourth fight with ninja stars?
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