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Mi_chief_fan · 12-18-2000, 05:03 PM

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 08:54 PM

Mark: Outstanding work! The team is looking fantastic and should be ready to field by the weekend.

P.S. I just invested (for the team) errr myself, two pair of $700 shoes to go with the $1900 suits. Still in quest of that special lid with the feather in it to complete "the look" (pimp as you called it) so I can be style'n on the sidelines. If you have figured out the team colors, I will try to get the hat to match.

P.S.S. Still trying to figure out why the hell Elvis hasn't won a playoff game.

Raiderhater · 12-19-2000, 09:01 PM

I noticed when looking through the roster that Packfan has succeeded in keeping me off the team. This is an outrage! I will not rest until I make the team. Also, what happened to Wolfman being starting QB?

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milkman · 12-19-2000, 09:12 PM

Cannibal,
Exactly right.
the milkman
the missing member of the SitCom

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 09:23 PM

LB: Still looking for another DE, OLB, OG. I would put you on myself, but as GM, I am to busy buying new $1900 suits, getting my teeth cleaned while trying to fit it all under the cap.

Luzap · 12-19-2000, 09:32 PM

I can't find an H Back coach.

Do you think Packfan could tell me where to line up?

Luz
ready to learn from the all knowing...

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 09:33 PM

Bill: History says no.

Luzap · 12-19-2000, 09:37 PM

Hey guys, I think we should run the old Statue of Liberty play! They'd never expect it and we'd certainly score a TD!

It's an old, but very famous play. For the sake of the young kids on the bb, maybe Packfan could explain how it works?

While you're at it, enlighten us with the best way to run a Flea Flicker and a Nebraska Special (era mid 70's). OK?

Luz
wow!!!... a chance to hear these famous plays diagramed by the all knowing one!!!...

[This message has been edited by Luzap (edited 12-19-2000).]

Raiderhater · 12-19-2000, 09:41 PM

Luz, I don't know about the Nebraska Special, but the Statue of Liberty and Flea Flicker I do. I may be young, but I am somewhat knowledgeable.

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**Dartgod** · 12-19-2000, 09:44 PM

Wasn't the Nebraska Special better known as the "Fumblerooski"?

Luzap · 12-19-2000, 09:47 PM

raiderhader,

That's fair. The play I am referring to actually has several names.

Simply put, it is a misdirection play where the center doesn't actually snap the ball, but rather sets it on the ground behind him.

The entire team then moves one direction with the exception of one guard that picks up the ball and goes the other way.

It's crazy and silly ~ and Nebraska used to score a couple of TDs a year with it.

Luz
starting to remember a lot of trick plays...

Luzap · 12-19-2000, 09:48 PM

Dartgod,

I think we're talking about the same play.

Luz
did I leave out any important details or variations???...

Raiderhater · 12-19-2000, 09:49 PM

Hey, put it in the play book. That is right up my alley. Even though it really doesn't matter since Packfan won't let me be on the team.

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Otter · 12-19-2000, 09:55 PM

Last night at this point I was annointed special teams coach. I chose the position because of its high tolerence for apathetic performance.

Should the position still be open, I humbly offer my services.

Mosbonian · 12-19-2000, 10:01 PM

Mark M:

I would rather be a Tight End from Bob Jones University than a Wide Receiver from the University of San Francisco....

mmaddog
****************
thinks he would be better as a Defensive End

Logical · 12-19-2000, 10:03 PM

I have been away for awhile,

Ken,

Did I make your team, did I, did I, huh, huh, oh gosh I really wanted you to name me to your team.

Cannot think of a finer BB honor than being on Packfan's all idiot team.

12-19-2000, 08:54 PM	#301
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139573647	Mark: Outstanding work! The team is looking fantastic and should be ready to field by the weekend. P.S. I just invested (for the team) errr myself, two pair of $700 shoes to go with the $1900 suits. Still in quest of that special lid with the feather in it to complete "the look" (pimp as you called it) so I can be style'n on the sidelines. If you have figured out the team colors, I will try to get the hat to match. P.S.S. Still trying to figure out why the hell Elvis hasn't won a playoff game.
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12-19-2000, 09:01 PM	#302
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $2192021	I noticed when looking through the roster that Packfan has succeeded in keeping me off the team. This is an outrage! I will not rest until I make the team. Also, what happened to Wolfman being starting QB? ------------------ WILDCATS 29 corn balls 28
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12-19-2000, 09:12 PM	#303
milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	Cannibal, Exactly right. the milkman the missing member of the SitCom
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12-19-2000, 09:23 PM	#304
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139573647	LB: Still looking for another DE, OLB, OG. I would put you on myself, but as GM, I am to busy buying new $1900 suits, getting my teeth cleaned while trying to fit it all under the cap.
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12-19-2000, 09:32 PM	#305
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	I can't find an H Back coach. Do you think Packfan could tell me where to line up? Luz ready to learn from the all knowing...
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12-18-2000, 05:03 PM
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence? Anyone else care to join?
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12-19-2000, 09:33 PM	#306
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139573647	Bill: History says no.
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12-19-2000, 09:37 PM	#307
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Hey guys, I think we should run the old Statue of Liberty play! They'd never expect it and we'd certainly score a TD! It's an old, but very famous play. For the sake of the young kids on the bb, maybe Packfan could explain how it works? While you're at it, enlighten us with the best way to run a Flea Flicker and a Nebraska Special (era mid 70's). OK? Luz wow!!!... a chance to hear these famous plays diagramed by the all knowing one!!!... [This message has been edited by Luzap (edited 12-19-2000).]
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12-19-2000, 09:41 PM	#308
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $2192021	Luz, I don't know about the Nebraska Special, but the Statue of Liberty and Flea Flicker I do. I may be young, but I am somewhat knowledgeable. ------------------ WILDCATS 29 corn balls 28
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12-19-2000, 09:44 PM	#309
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7430000	Wasn't the Nebraska Special better known as the "Fumblerooski"?
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12-19-2000, 09:47 PM	#310
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	raiderhader, That's fair. The play I am referring to actually has several names. Simply put, it is a misdirection play where the center doesn't actually snap the ball, but rather sets it on the ground behind him. The entire team then moves one direction with the exception of one guard that picks up the ball and goes the other way. It's crazy and silly ~ and Nebraska used to score a couple of TDs a year with it. Luz starting to remember a lot of trick plays...
Posts: 3,327

12-19-2000, 09:48 PM	#311
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Dartgod, I think we're talking about the same play. Luz did I leave out any important details or variations???...
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12-19-2000, 09:49 PM	#312
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $2192021	Hey, put it in the play book. That is right up my alley. Even though it really doesn't matter since Packfan won't let me be on the team. ------------------ WILDCATS 29 corn balls 28
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12-19-2000, 09:55 PM	#313
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2788382	Last night at this point I was annointed special teams coach. I chose the position because of its high tolerence for apathetic performance. Should the position still be open, I humbly offer my services.
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12-19-2000, 10:01 PM	#314
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2599700	Mark M: I would rather be a Tight End from Bob Jones University than a Wide Receiver from the University of San Francisco.... mmaddog **************** thinks he would be better as a Defensive End
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12-19-2000, 10:03 PM	#315
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I have been away for awhile, Ken, Did I make your team, did I, did I, huh, huh, oh gosh I really wanted you to name me to your team. Cannot think of a finer BB honor than being on Packfan's all idiot team.
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