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Old 04-19-2015, 09:30 AM  
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Choose your own adventure : Simply Red edition

Well, Simply Red has been MIA for a bit now. There's probably lots of speculation as to where he is. So here is the chance for CP to come up with their own version of what he's doing during his hiatus.
Each member that posts here should fill in 2-3 sentences to add to what the posters before him have added. Yeah, I know it's probably a dumb idea, but the draft is a couple weeks away, and with threads about selfie sticks, and candy wrappers, I figured why not.... So here's the beginning, I'll add my lines tonit then the rest of you can shit all over my amazing idea!!

Simply Red is usually a pretty laid back guy, who seems nice. He called me with an emergency the other night. He sounded very out of breath, and in a hurry. He said he had to go away for a while, because he had gotten into a little trouble......

(Now I'll go first with my 2-3 sentences)

He said he had to catch a red eye to South Africa, because there was a matter of national security he had to tend to. I was shocked, because I didn't realize he was involved with anything like that. I tried to pry more info from him, and this is what he said......
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Old 04-19-2015, 04:13 PM   #16
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...2 cases of Milwaukees Best Light, a bottle if Old Crow Whiskey, and a hand job to go retrieve the recipe. Simply Red gives the pigmy a crazy look, reaches in his coat, and....
says "You seem nice. How about this coke bottle instead?" Then the pygmy...
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:03 PM   #17
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Omg, how could you grease up his Winger cd?? That's not nice. And btw, I used to be on CC until I found this virtual asylum!
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:11 PM   #18
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I suspect he's tied up in the basement of a pawn shop
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:14 PM   #19
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I suspect he's tied up in the basement of a pawn shop
Bring in the gimp....
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:21 PM   #20
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Omg, how could you grease up his Winger cd?? That's not nice. And btw, I used to be on CC until I found this virtual asylum!
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Old 04-19-2015, 05:24 PM   #21
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:29 PM   #22
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says "You seem nice. How about this coke bottle instead?" Then the pygmy...
Brought out the chef. His name was Smed a man Simply knew well......
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Old 04-20-2015, 08:34 AM   #23
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Brought out the chef. His name was Smed a man Simply knew well......
SR told Smed, "I've traveled a long way for this recipe, and don't plan on leaving without it". He then reached into his wasteband and....
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Old 04-20-2015, 09:44 AM   #24
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A wad of 100s and a Magnum condom fell out. Smed took a chug of vodka, his eyes grew big, and he....
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A wad of 100s and a Magnum condom fell out. Smed took a chug of vodka, his eyes grew big, and he....
...Said "last time I tried on Magnum it fell right off. " SR started to laugh, and just at that moment Smed grabbed for the wad of 100's, and...
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Old 04-20-2015, 05:08 PM   #27
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Suddenly the midgets stormed in. They grabbed the recipe and....
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Old 04-20-2015, 05:57 PM   #29
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Simply Red ditched the Vespa and shouted "WOULD YOU MASTURBATE TO ANDY POURING 16 OUNCES OF NILLA WAFER BITS DREDGED IN MILK UNTIL SOGGY, ALL OVER HIS FACE? FOR 1,500.00/CASH...???"
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