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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:48 PM   #346
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:50 PM   #347
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Old 05-21-2014, 09:14 PM   #348
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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Old 05-21-2014, 09:22 PM   #349
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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Old 05-22-2014, 01:19 PM   #350
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Healthy, non-explosive shit today.

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Old 05-22-2014, 01:21 PM   #351
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Old 05-22-2014, 01:51 PM   #352
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:10 PM   #353
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Old 03-26-2017, 01:26 AM   #354
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Old 04-17-2017, 04:34 PM   #355
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Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.

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Old 10-27-2017, 03:10 PM   #356
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Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.
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