Life My wife just slugged me across the face - Page 2

Silock · 07-25-2008, 01:00 AM

... and I totally deserved it.

I was in the other room on the computer and my wife had already gone to bed. All of a sudden, I hear her scream. I jump up and run in the room to see what was going on. The dog was freaking out, the cats had scattered, the covers were completely thrown off the bed and she's standing near the light switch just staring at the bed. Apparently, she'd had some sort of nightmare and thought she saw something. I helped her put the covers back on the bed and she goes back to sleep.

You can probably see where this is going already. I wait for her to fall back asleep and go to the closet and grab a flashlight and a gorilla mask. I sneak back into the room and turn on the flashlight (underneath my face) and yell "AAAAARGH!!!!" She screams once again, freaks out and slugs me right across the face

She was not amused, but I was laughing my ass off anyway. She eventually started laughing, and has since gone back to sleep. She did lock the bedroom door, though, so I'm sleeping on the couch.

It was totally worth it.

StcChief · 07-25-2008, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Wow. Some people have a strange idea of foreplay.

and delayed make up

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-25-2008, 08:19 AM

Dude, that is ****ING awesome!!!!! I'm so proud of you today.

Adept Havelock · 07-25-2008, 08:19 AM

Not bad, just remember you have to sleep sometime. Be vigilant.

You may end up wanting to put a cot in the middle of a ring of barbed wire as Capt. Pierce did during the "great joke off" with Capt. Hunnicut.

CoMoChief · 07-25-2008, 08:30 AM

You have to see the youtube video of the guy dressed up as Darth Vader and does virtually the same thing. hilarious.

BucEyedPea · 07-25-2008, 09:08 AM

You deserved it. I slugged a man once for less than that.

Joie · 07-25-2008, 09:18 AM

I'm glad you realize you deserved to be hit. Be glad if that and a night on the couch are your only punishments.

StcChief · 07-25-2008, 09:19 AM

Men are boys with bigger toys..... get use to it.

Joie · 07-25-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

Men are boys with bigger toys..... get use to it.

I'm just saying it's a good thing he's not mad that she slugged him.

**penguinz** · 07-25-2008, 09:30 AM

I have a scream mask and the exact same knife from the movies.

chagrin · 07-25-2008, 09:49 AM

That's fantastic!

SNAFU · 07-25-2008, 11:01 AM

**DaFace** · 07-25-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SNAFU

My wife would kill me if I did that. It does strike me as being a little fake, though. She sure sat there and stared at the gun for a LONG time.

DJJasonp · 07-25-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I have an idea. Since she's locked you out of the bedroom, you can combine The Bloody Knife Trick with the ol' Door Bust Down! She'll love you for it.

FAX

Combine that with a midnight phone call to Al Cowlings and a high-speed chase to the border in a white ford bronco...

Good times!

Silock · 07-25-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

I'm glad you realize you deserved to be hit. Be glad if that and a night on the couch are your only punishments.

Oh, I'm sure she'll get me back some time.

Frazod · 07-25-2008, 03:52 PM

The next time she's in the shower, dump a big glass of ice water over her head. With or without the ice cubes in it (I'll leave that part up to you).

That'll teach her.

07-25-2008, 01:00 AM
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	My wife just slugged me across the face ... and I totally deserved it. I was in the other room on the computer and my wife had already gone to bed. All of a sudden, I hear her scream. I jump up and run in the room to see what was going on. The dog was freaking out, the cats had scattered, the covers were completely thrown off the bed and she's standing near the light switch just staring at the bed. Apparently, she'd had some sort of nightmare and thought she saw something. I helped her put the covers back on the bed and she goes back to sleep. You can probably see where this is going already. I wait for her to fall back asleep and go to the closet and grab a flashlight and a gorilla mask. I sneak back into the room and turn on the flashlight (underneath my face) and yell "AAAAARGH!!!!" She screams once again, freaks out and slugs me right across the face She was not amused, but I was laughing my ass off anyway. She eventually started laughing, and has since gone back to sleep. She did lock the bedroom door, though, so I'm sleeping on the couch. It was totally worth it.
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07-25-2008, 08:19 AM	#18
Adept Havelock Obligatory Thoughtcriminal Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Flux,awaiting an observer Casino cash: $10004900	Not bad, just remember you have to sleep sometime. Be vigilant. You may end up wanting to put a cot in the middle of a ring of barbed wire as Capt. Pierce did during the "great joke off" with Capt. Hunnicut. __________________ No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up. -Lily Tomlin I'd rather be a climbing monkey than a falling angel. -Terry Pratchett
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07-25-2008, 09:08 AM	#20
BucEyedPea Gimme My Berries Back! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $3499963	You deserved it. I slugged a man once for less than that.
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07-25-2008, 09:18 AM	#21
Joie Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I'm glad you realize you deserved to be hit. Be glad if that and a night on the couch are your only punishments.
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07-25-2008, 09:19 AM	#22
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07-25-2008, 09:30 AM	#24
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07-25-2008, 11:01 AM	#26
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07-25-2008, 03:52 PM	#30
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3155085	The next time she's in the shower, dump a big glass of ice water over her head. With or without the ice cubes in it (I'll leave that part up to you). That'll teach her.
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