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Old 07-11-2018, 09:05 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 19 - Why Not? versus ghak99

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - In an Iowa cornfield (height equivalent: Field of Dreams)
Starting Distance - 58 feet

Why Not?

Main Weapon - Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets
Backup Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Main Weapon - Flame thrower
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:04 AM   #16
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:09 AM   #17
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Gatling gun is worthless in this setting. Flamethrower > rocks
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:13 AM   #18
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That Corn is going to be green.
What time of the day does this battle take place? If it is in the AM, the corn will be wet with dew rendering the flame thrower useless unless it is a direct body shot on Why Not?


I think this will come down to the sharpened rock.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:57 PM   #19
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Is it my cornfield? If it’s mine they’re both dead because I’m killing everybody involved if you’re dicking off in my cornfield.

Why Not. It’s going to come down to the rocks.

Hell if it were me I’d fire the Gatling gun first and if it doesn’t make him dead I just move over a few rows and get him from the back. Pollinating cornfields are an assholes to walk through. About damn impossible to drag a flamethrower and gear through. Plus if you’re moving all you can hear is corn leaves. Sneaking up should be no big deal.

HOWEVER Ghak farms and knows all this. The ability to move in corn should be a huge tactical advantage. I’d presume he’d dump the gear and go tactical early also.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:59 PM   #20
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That Corn is going to be green.
What time of the day does this battle take place? If it is in the AM, the corn will be wet with dew rendering the flame thrower useless unless it is a direct body shot on Why Not?


I think this will come down to the sharpened rock.
Unless otherwise stated, I think we presume that all duels begin at high noon.
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:00 PM   #21
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Is it my cornfield? If it’s mine they’re both dead because I’m killing everybody involved if you’re dicking off in my cornfield.

Why Not. It’s going to come down to the rocks.

Hell if it were me I’d fire the Gatling gun first and if it doesn’t make him dead I just move over a few rows and get him from the back. Pollinating cornfields are an assholes to walk through. About damn impossible to drag a flamethrower and gear through. Plus if you’re moving all you can hear is corn leaves. Sneaking up should be no big deal.

HOWEVER Ghak farms and knows all this. The ability to move in corn should be a huge tactical advantage. I’d presume he’d dump the gear and go tactical early also.

It is your cornfield. We planned it for a time when you were working a different area. I hope the flamethrower isn't a problem.
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:12 PM   #22
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It is your cornfield. We planned it for a time when you were working a different area. I hope the flamethrower isn't a problem.
They’re both dead then. Better hope you have an alternate.
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:45 PM   #23
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Old 07-11-2018, 03:39 PM   #24
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:09 PM   #25
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Popcorn, anyone?
It's too bad that neither one has butter as a weapon, or maybe we could end this senseless violence.
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:23 AM   #27
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Why Not? writes a poignant letter back home detailing the horrors of the corn field and his experience killing a man. He moves on to Round 2.
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:41 AM   #28
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:37 AM   #29
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No. You’re deader than ****. Assholes that **** around in my fields die.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:43 PM   #30
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No. You’re deader than ****. Assholes that **** around in my fields die.
It wasn't personal. I will help you replant, using the violated corpse of ghak as fertilizer
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