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Pasta Giant Meatball 25 41.67%
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Old 07-09-2018, 10:17 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 17 - Pasta Giant Meatball versus cabletech94

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - Inside a giant hamster ball that is rolling down a 1 degree slope
Starting Distance - 4 feet

Pasta Giant Meatball

Main Weapon - Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots (first shot is loaded)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - A drunk average-sized college guy will help you, though he's unarmed and is having trouble standing.

cabletech94

Main Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones
Backup Weapon - Shiv fashioned from a toothbrush and a wooden chair leg

Prep Time - 43 seconds
Special Factors - None
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:53 PM   #16
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I would presume that it looks like this, but that it's a 9 foot diameter or thereabouts.

That's much smaller than I was imagining. I think the stabbing weapon wins.
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:17 PM   #17
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It might be worth mentioning that I am “friends” with all drunk frat boys. They are my people. Think of it as a sleeper agent for me who is very sleepy. Plus, I work with hand tools every day. A shiv? Child’s play!! Sorry pasta, no hard feelings, but you’re toast, SON!!!
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:26 PM   #18
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From 4' and the ball only rolling on a 1 degree incline this one is over....PGM should move on easily.
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:27 PM   #19
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PGM could find a way to **** up a wet dream. Cable wins.
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:29 PM   #20
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What's the average reload time on a blunderbuss?

Also, I can't imagine it's all that accurate.

This is a bit of a thinker.
Just assume he's not getting that thing reloaded. It's pretty much a baseball bat after the first shot.
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:35 PM   #21
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Peek gets distracted shitposting in the KnowMo thread while Tech goes Gerard Butler on his neck in Law Abiding Citizen with the shiv
Yep. If Cable is smart, all he had to do at t=0 is point and yell, "Look, it's Knowmo!" That's gonna send PGM into instant drool mode, looking for his keyboard to go Kermit in Knowmo's thread.




At that point, Cable has unlimited free shivving opportunities to PGM's neck.
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Old 07-09-2018, 06:41 PM   #22
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Think this is my favorite match yet. I gotta go with the shiv, but there are so many possibilities here.
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Old 07-09-2018, 10:44 PM   #23
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He's toast, fellas. I don't miss with a blunderbus.
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Old 07-10-2018, 01:05 AM   #24
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4 Feet starting distance. Pasta if you miss with a fricken blunderbuss at 4 feet.......

Yeah Pasta wins this one for me.
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Old 07-10-2018, 02:25 AM   #25
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4 feet....I fire as soon as it starts and it's over. Down, down, down cable knight's goin down..
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:10 AM   #26
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I think the drunk college guy is more liability than help. Probably fall into him as he shot the blunderbuss.
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Old 07-10-2018, 10:44 AM   #27
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This fight will be as short as PGM's posts. And if he does miss, I expect it to still be short, just not in his favor.
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:53 AM   #28
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Apparently PGM missed with that first shot. Cabletech94 moves on, and PGM's family poses him in the funeral home wearing Celtics gear with snack food around him.
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:55 AM   #29
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Wrong. I fake death, blast tech and Rain man with the Blunderbus, and take over the polls.
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:20 PM   #30
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Wrong. I fake death, blast tech and Rain man with the Blunderbus, and take over the polls.
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