Home Mail Chat Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Detoxing 31 50.00%
canoworms 31 50.00%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $43038
VARSITY
Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
Posts: 103,170
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:28 AM   #2
ThaVirus ThaVirus is offline
Destroyer of worlds
 
ThaVirus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $62469
Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?
__________________
"I don't know how to put this...but I'm kind of a big deal"
Posts: 31,496
ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:29 AM   #3
Sofa King Sofa King is offline
Hello
 
Sofa King's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $0
What kind of BB gun? Semi automatic? Red Ryder? Fully auto CO2 gun? Pump B.B. gun? Is canoworms right or left handed- can he shoot opposite hand at a moving target? The BB gun is the kicker. A semi auto could slow him down enough to beat him to death and would cause him to be too slow to throw the stars effectively. But a pump is worthless.
Posts: 19,608
Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:32 AM   #4
Why Not? Why Not? is offline
MVP
 
Why Not?'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Arizona
Casino cash: $29094
This may be the toughest one yet. At first glance, the BB gun would be a good advantage but people may fail to understand how much your equilibrium is off when you consistently can only use one eye. Conversely, throwing anything on a beach is not easy due to the lack of solid ground under your feet. The rocks require close proximity to matter and we've already seen the small stars be basically irrelevant. Give me bludgeoning to death via ape bone in a close one.
Posts: 12,549
Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.Why Not? has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:35 AM   #5
Otter Otter is offline
Non Potestis Latere
 
Otter's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
Casino cash: $19382
This is another good one.

I'm guessing at 81 feet canoworms manages 2 shots with the BB gun before he has to switch to the ape's thigh bone which leaves detox at 8% less (which isn't much) and then it comes down to melee. Pretty equal prep time on a beach...

This is a coin toss. I'll await arguments from the combatants.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Otter View Post
If the Chiefs manage to grab Mahomes I officially claim him as my "adopt a Chief".
Posts: 17,465
Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:43 AM   #6
Beef Supreme Beef Supreme is offline
MVP
 
Beef Supreme's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2010
Casino cash: $19660
I think ninja stars need to be removed from the wheel of death. Is this the third or fourth fight with ninja stars?
Posts: 7,253
Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0   Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:46 AM   #7
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $43038
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus View Post
Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?
Yes, it has a cumulative effect, and the effect is four percentage points, not percent. So 25 hits is total incapacitation.
__________________
My ancestors fought giant cave ermines so I could make this post.
Posts: 103,170
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:48 AM   #8
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $43038
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King View Post
What kind of BB gun? Semi automatic? Red Ryder? Fully auto CO2 gun? Pump B.B. gun? Is canoworms right or left handed- can he shoot opposite hand at a moving target? The BB gun is the kicker. A semi auto could slow him down enough to beat him to death and would cause him to be too slow to throw the stars effectively. But a pump is worthless.
It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

__________________
My ancestors fought giant cave ermines so I could make this post.
Posts: 103,170
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:49 AM   #9
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $43038
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beef Supreme View Post
I think ninja stars need to be removed from the wheel of death. Is this the third or fourth fight with ninja stars?
Well, then, you might want to practice your ninja star throwing. Or maybe we'll revert to the mean and your practice will be useless. There's no telling, really.
__________________
My ancestors fought giant cave ermines so I could make this post.
Posts: 103,170
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:51 AM   #10
Beef Supreme Beef Supreme is offline
MVP
 
Beef Supreme's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2010
Casino cash: $19660
Coincidentally, I am a ninja star expert. So if I get ninja stars in my matchup, it's game over.
Posts: 7,253
Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Beef Supreme has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 08:55 AM   #11
Sofa King Sofa King is offline
Hello
 
Sofa King's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $0
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

Hmmm. You can fire one of those decently fast, but don’t expect over 20% . They’re inaccurate at too much distance as well.
Posts: 19,608
Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 09:00 AM   #12
ChiliConCarnage ChiliConCarnage is offline
TACO SALAD
 
ChiliConCarnage's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
Casino cash: $18568
Is the slowing just of foot movement or would it slow arm movement as well?
Posts: 3,564
ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.ChiliConCarnage is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 09:09 AM   #13
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $43038
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage View Post
Is the slowing just of foot movement or would it slow arm movement as well?
The poison is total slowing of body and mind. Maybe it's more of a sedative than a poison.
__________________
My ancestors fought giant cave ermines so I could make this post.
Posts: 103,170
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 09:12 AM   #14
Otter Otter is offline
Non Potestis Latere
 
Otter's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
Casino cash: $19382
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
The poison is total slowing of body and mind. Maybe it's more of a sedative than a poison.
We can call them "Quaalude Pellets".

Actually canoworms, would you mind shooting me 3x before I have to meet with clients @ 10am?

Thx in advance!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Otter View Post
If the Chiefs manage to grab Mahomes I officially claim him as my "adopt a Chief".
Posts: 17,465
Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.Otter is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-10-2018, 09:15 AM   #15
Detoxing Detoxing is offline
Needs more middle fingers
 
Detoxing's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $34663
whoa whoa whoa.

Before everyone starts voting, i'd like to point out that i grew up on the beach, so i know the terrain extremely well.

Also, as a kid i threw a rock at a bully who was trying to pick on me. I made him cry. AND, i spent a lot of time skipping rocks, so i am quite proficient with this sort of weapon.
__________________
Don't half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
Posts: 36,846
Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.Detoxing is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:14 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.