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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:12 PM   #46
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A winner would say he beat your ass with the bone of a large ape!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:15 PM   #47
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Dang, this is a close race.
If it comes down to a tie is there a sudden supper death death match Rainman?
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:17 PM   #48
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Guys, i grew up on the beach. This is like...my home stadium. My hometown is literally named OCEANside. You have to consider home field advantage. Vegas does.

Everyone on the beach is gonna be cheering for me. Factor in the adrenaline i'd have from the crowd noise.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:24 PM   #49
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I go out into the ocean knee deep to slow detox's approach. Growing up I used a dime hanging from a string from 30 feet with a BB gun. I'm getting lots of BBs on target. Every one that fits him allows me to widen the distance and keep out of range.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:25 PM   #50
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Guys, i grew up on the beach. This is like...my home stadium. My hometown is literally named OCEANside. You have to consider home field advantage. Vegas does.

Everyone on the beach is gonna be cheering for me. Factor in the adrenaline i'd have from the crowd noise.
Just like arrowhead in the playoffs!
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:26 PM   #51
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I go out into the ocean knee deep to slow detox's approach. Growing up I used a dime hanging from a string from 30 feet with a BB gun. I'm getting lots of BBs on target. Every one that fits him allows me to widen the distance and keep out of range.
Doesn't matter because whatever you shoot i'd just deflect with my rock because i have super fast reflexes.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:28 PM   #52
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Just like arrowhead in the playoffs!
Yeah, he picked the wrong crowd for that argument.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:28 PM   #53
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Doesn't matter because whatever you shoot i'd just deflect with my rock because i have super fast reflexes.
You spelled something wrong in there
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:28 PM   #54
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oh boy it's tied...
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:32 PM   #55
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:32 PM   #56
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Doesn't matter because whatever you shoot i'd just deflect with my rock because i have super fast reflexes.
I just want everyone to see that him winning depends on his ability to deflect BBs with a rock. If you think he can do that, go ahead and vote for him.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:35 PM   #57
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I just want everyone to see that him winning depends on his ability to deflect BBs with a rock. If you think he can do that, go ahead and vote for him.
Wrong.

Starting distance is only 27 yards. Even if you managed to land one, that's all you're getting as i'd be all over you in less than 3 seconds. AND you have an eye patch, further reducing the likely hood that you can even hit me.

Of course that's assuming i don't knock the gun out of your hand first with my ninja stars.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:35 PM   #58
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:36 PM   #59
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I just want everyone to see that him winning depends on his ability to deflect BBs with a rock. If you think he can do that, go ahead and vote for him.
Nice..Counter Attack
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And what the hell is a BB gun going to do anyway? All your gun will do, if you manage to land a shot, is reduce my movement speed by 4%. Which would be offset by my adrenaline from the home field advantage.
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